| "No Jury Duty, our entire panel was escused when the judge was sick" |
1 month, 1 week ago |
| "Say Hi" |
2 months, 2 weeks ago |
| "¯\_(ツ)_/¯" |
8 months ago |
| That's that me espresso |
8 months, 3 weeks ago |
| Bread |
8 months, 4 weeks ago |
| Only a fool would say that... |
9 months ago |
| You'd be surprised |
9 months, 1 week ago |
| Bao |
9 months, 2 weeks ago |
| Hawk tuah is a mouthless handjob reference xD |
9 months, 2 weeks ago |
| "Noodles" |
9 months, 2 weeks ago |
| I'll tell what you haven't had enough of, is kids xd |
9 months, 2 weeks ago |
| Donuts |
9 months, 2 weeks ago |
| I am going to look at the stars. They are so far away, and their light takes so long to reach us. All we ever see of stars are their old photographs. |
9 months, 2 weeks ago |
| RIP Kinky Friedman (October 31, 1944 - June 26, 2024) |
9 months, 3 weeks ago |
| Yum Cha |
9 months, 3 weeks ago |
| My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. |
9 months, 4 weeks ago |
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10 months ago |
| Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down? |
10 months ago |
| A genuine BMW M Series will have emblems on the steering wheel, gear stick and door sills. If any of those emblems are missing, it's possible that you're not looking at a true BMW M Series. |
10 months ago |
| Chances? To... put up with relentless autism and a complete lack of social awareness? |
10 months ago |
| He who jumps into the void owes no explanation to those who stand and watch. |
10 months ago |
| The outside of a horse is good for the inside of a man. |
10 months ago |
| There are several hundred brand name and generic hydrocodone products. |
10 months ago |
| The truth is, the game was rigged from the start. |
10 months ago |
| International film star Neck Chin Fat! |
10 months, 1 week ago |