| #Shitpost |
3 weeks, 6 days ago |
| #Shitpost Badass Stock Portfolio: NVDA: 7.18% META: 2.31% ABT: 2.30% WMT: 8.19% NFLX: 3.15% RTX: 12.50% ISRG: 0.82% T: 11.54% AXP: 1.13% GS: 2.76% MMM: 3.79% PGR: 10.75% SO: 4.41% GE: 1.73% ICE: 5.25% WM: 2.84% LMT: 12.50% CL: 6.71% Cash:0.14% TOTAL:100%; Purchase Date:10/11/2024; Profit:+2.53% |
1 month, 1 week ago |
| #Shitpost Badass Stock Portfolio: NVDA: 7.18% META: 2.31% ABT: 2.30% WMT: 8.19% NFLX: 3.15% RTX: 12.50% ISRG: 0.82% T: 11.54% AXP: 1.13% GS: 2.76% MMM: 3.79% PGR: 10.75% SO: 4.41% GE: 1.73% ICE: 5.25% WM: 2.84% LMT: 12.50% CL: 6.71% Cash:0.14% TOTAL:100%; Purchase Date:10/11/2024; Profit:+2.28% |
1 month, 1 week ago |
| #Shitpost Badass Stock Portfolio: NVDA: 7.18% META: 2.31% ABT: 2.30% WMT: 8.19% NFLX: 3.15% RTX: 12.50% ISRG: 0.82% T: 11.54% AXP: 1.13% GS: 2.76% MMM: 3.79% PGR: 10.75% SO: 4.41% GE: 1.73% ICE: 5.25% WM: 2.84% LMT: 12.50% CL: 6.71% Cash:0.14% TOTAL:100%; Purchase Date:10/11/2024; Profit:+2.05% |
1 month, 2 weeks ago |
| #Shitpost Badass Stock Portfolio: NVDA: 7.18% META: 2.31% ABT: 2.30% WMT: 8.19% NFLX: 3.15% RTX: 12.50% ISRG: 0.82% T: 11.54% AXP: 1.13% GS: 2.76% MMM: 3.79% PGR: 10.75% SO: 4.41% GE: 1.73% ICE: 5.25% WM: 2.84% LMT: 12.50% CL: 6.71% Cash:0.14% TOTAL:100%; Purchase Date:10/11/2024; Profit:+0.50% |
1 month, 2 weeks ago |
| #Shitpost Badass Stock Portfolio: NVDA: 7.18% META: 2.31% ABT: 2.30% WMT: 8.19% NFLX: 3.15% RTX: 12.50% ISRG: 0.82% T: 11.54% AXP: 1.13% GS: 2.76% MMM: 3.79% PGR: 10.75% SO: 4.41% GE: 1.73% ICE: 5.25% WM: 2.84% LMT: 12.50% CL: 6.71% Cash:0.14% TOTAL:100%; Purchase Date:10/11/2024; Profit:+1.41% |
1 month, 2 weeks ago |
| Namaste 3000 – because in the stillness, the cosmos whispers... and occasionally burps |
3 months, 2 weeks ago |
| I must not fart. Fart is the mind-killer. Fart is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fart. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fart has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain |
5 months, 2 weeks ago |
| https://imgur.com/a/RKbKrYn https://youtu.be/HrhxqzMHSAk?si=mKVP7RhMFp8eBHpK |
5 months, 3 weeks ago |
| namaste shitposters, may the blessing of the tranquil panda be upon you, btw don't forget to follow and subscribe our special feng shui shitposter product catalogue in order to boost your spiritual energy |
5 months, 3 weeks ago |
| the silence of the shitposters has created a black hole which sucks and fucks everything, the ops need to throw the silent zombie shitposters to the black hole otherwise this black hole will devour the whole known universe, we'll remember the sacrifice of the fallen shitposters, fuck you black hole |
6 months ago |
| meh |
6 months ago |
| The purge sequence has been completed and the channel has been taken over by krzx_, the new god-emperor, you're all his silent slaves now |
6 months ago |
| http://rafb.ath.cx/pastes/iYJggS72.html |
6 months, 3 weeks ago |
| #shitpost |
7 months ago |
| Our toilet cabin is currently being used by 'tailpush'. Please keep waiting in line. Thank you for your silence and patience. #shitpost |
7 months ago |
| #shitpost Annoying people are being hired, just annoy the ops to be hired |
7 months ago |
| #shitpost dude, fuck the policy, we just chill here |
7 months ago |
| #shitpost current channel policy: zero content, zero conversation policy, come and get nothing, just deal with it, bitch... sue us if you got the balls, we just give zero fuck! yeah! |
7 months, 1 week ago |
| Men create gods after their own image, not only with regard to their form, but with regard to their mode of life.Aristotle |
7 months, 3 weeks ago |
| Like a gentle breeze, I blew ass very loudly, it did not smell bad. |
9 months, 2 weeks ago |
| We gentlemanly piss where no man has pissed before - #shitpost |
9 months, 2 weeks ago |
| We gentlemanly piss where no man has pissed before - #shitpost - so a random dude called BobBrenly eventually mass kicked everyone, fuck you zombie shitposters, it was fun though lol |
9 months, 3 weeks ago |
| We gentlemanly piss where no man has pissed before - #shitpost - We are totally not a boring post office run by the zombies |
9 months, 3 weeks ago |
| We gentlemanly piss where no man has pissed before - #shitpost - Welcome to the #shitpost amusement park - Come and see our zombie ops for $1.00 / ticket - Please put your entrance fee in the tip box.. Don't forget to visit our silent lounge for $5/ho |
9 months, 3 weeks ago |
| We gentlemanly piss where no man has pissed before - #shitpost - Welcome to the #shitpost amusement park - Come and see our zombie ops for $1.00 / ticket - Please put your entrance fee in the tip box since our zombies can't collect any fees, they're just zombies, you know, lol |
9 months, 4 weeks ago |
| We gentlemanly piss where no man has pissed before - #shitpost - It may seem difficult at first, but everything is difficult at first - Musashi Miyamoto |
10 months, 1 week ago |
| We boldly piss where no man has pissed before - #shitpost - It may seem difficult at first, but everything is difficult at first - Musashi Miyamoto |
10 months, 1 week ago |
| We boldly piss where no man has pissed before - #shitpost - It (reaching the speed of light) may seem difficult at first, but everything is difficult at first - Musashi Miyamoto |
10 months, 1 week ago |
| We boldly piss where no man has pissed before - #shitpost - RIP Kenneth Mitchell |
10 months, 2 weeks ago |
| Gentlemen with gentle tigers |
10 months, 2 weeks ago |
| Dear civilians, our shitposters are all "licensed to swear" artists who help the scientific community about the dynamics of swearing, so don't be a dick and think twice before complaining about our profanity level, respectfully fuck you all! #shitpost serving the science and art since 1969 |
10 months, 2 weeks ago |
| gentlemen, please stop writing aggressive stuff in the topic, we're trying to relax and find some non-paradoxical meaningful jokes here, bitch! |
10 months, 2 weeks ago |
| Shitposter's Shit - Contents 30 gr net Freshly preserved Produced and tinned in February 2024 - Current Price/Can: $99.79 (-0.22% v last trading day) |
10 months, 2 weeks ago |
| Shitposter's Shit - Contents 30 gr net Freshly preserved Produced and tinned in February 2024 - Current Price/Can: $100.02 (+0,02% v last trading day) |
10 months, 3 weeks ago |
| Shitposter's Shit - Contents 30 gr net Freshly preserved Produced and tinned in February 2024 |
10 months, 3 weeks ago |
| Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap - A Sumerian joke, 1900 BC Dear female ops, please do not click on the ban button of your mice when you don't understand a shitposter's joke, we're all gentlemen with tigers here |
11 months ago |
| Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap - A Sumerian joke, 1900 BC Gentlemen, please do not throw your banana to the other gentlemen when your joke isn't understood, we're all gentlemen here, thank you. |
11 months ago |
| Oh hey bro, i used to be an op like you. Then i took a shitposter kick on the butt, but who cares, it's just irc, right? #Shitpost serving the humanity since 1900 BC |
11 months, 1 week ago |
| Oh hey bro, i used to be an op like you. Then i took a shitposter kick on the butt. #Shitpost serving the humanity since 1900 BC |
11 months, 2 weeks ago |
| #shitpost is currently hiring for the toilent attendant position. The candidates who get the job will be compensated with @s. (We value gender equality among our employees, LGBTs are all welcome!) |
11 months, 4 weeks ago |
| #shitpost is currently hiring for the toilent attendant position. The candidates who get the job will be compensated with @s. |
11 months, 4 weeks ago |
| Feel the stoic silent power of #shitpost, bitch! We are the source of the radio silence dominating all channels. Beware that your heroes who enter this realm will be devoured by our mighty silence! |
1 year ago |
| Oh Fuck this, we ain’t getting paid to teach the boring ops how to be cool! |
1 year ago |
| Gentlemen, can we all agree that the topics are for amateur channels? Voting Results - Yes:0 No:0 I don't give a fuck: oo |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| Gentlemen, the art of shitposting is neither about the mood nor a routine habit. Obviously, you shitpost when the necessity arises! Let’s raise our glasses of brandy to celebrate our independence from the oppressing #atheism ops - Fuck #atheism! - May yo beautiful lips cursing #atheism never blister |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| You know it's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| Gentlemen, can we all agree that we need a fucking topic here? The voting results for the forementioned necessity so far - Yes: 0 No: 0 Abstentions: 9 |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| _0_ Shit together, die alone _0_ |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| #Shitpost - Depressurizing the artificial shitness of the modern society with its cutting edge ecofriendly hybrid post office-sewage technology since the invention of the artistic shit cans |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| Song of the Day: Guns N Roses - Back Off Bitch |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| IRC is a multiplayer notepad game and the #shitposters beat it twice! Type your credit card number and press alt+f4 to get your #shitposter joystick for free! This is a limited offer and we’ll sue you back if you sue us! (_o_) - I’m postin’ dis shit - Impostable is Nothing - Just Fuck It |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| EVERYONE is welcome, noone gets excluded here! Except our exclusive members! Pay us $1/mo to be an exclusive member and enjoy the benefits of being excluded like an idiot! |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| EVERYONE is welcome, noone gets excluded here! |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| EVERYONE is welcome, noone get's excluded here! |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| Have you tried our new coffee brand, the shitpost coffee 3000? After a couple of sips from our coffee the life won't seem less shitty but with the sudden urge to go to a toilet you'll feel more connected to your surrounding and the eco-system you're within. Order now, only $69.69 per pack! |
1 year, 7 months ago |
| Looks like nobody gives a fuck about the topic, well, fuck the topic! |
1 year, 7 months ago |
| Looks like nobody gives a fuck about the topic, well, fuck the topic! |
1 year, 7 months ago |
| This topic will destroy itself in a week! |
1 year, 7 months ago |