| you write for the atlantic and you have fewer followers than me, a guy who writes plays about energy drinks and boners. |
5 days, 11 hours ago |
| Cat seller Dong has also seen customer numbers rise in recent years. |
2 weeks, 3 days ago |
| every stray thought is a message from god |
3 weeks, 2 days ago |
| p l i m b o (horn guru, making happiness more uncomplicated) |
1 month, 1 week ago |
| plimbo (horn guru) |
1 month, 1 week ago |
| plimbo |
1 month, 2 weeks ago |
| strike's over, all demands met |
1 month, 2 weeks ago |
| IRC Users Local #snacks ON STRIKE |
1 month, 2 weeks ago |
| But right now, I'm just leaning into the positives of my Cybertruck. |
1 month, 2 weeks ago |
| You can't edit screenshots, it's illegal |
2 months, 1 week ago |
| SPIRITUAL MOMENTS IN THE WONDERLAND |
2 months, 2 weeks ago |
| Mitchell Goosen is a teenager from California who loves to surf and rollerblade. |
2 months, 3 weeks ago |
| One time I ate sushi nachos for dinner before a redeye. |
2 months, 3 weeks ago |
| THE KING OF BEERS IS COMING THROUGH |
2 months, 3 weeks ago |
| “the chilled drink mayo fanatics have long been waiting for” |
3 months ago |
| I think you should keep in mind, Bill, that cyberbullying is illegal. |
3 months, 1 week ago |
| Could we keep the print to a normal size, otherwise you appear to be computer yelling. |
3 months, 1 week ago |
| We have received your Feral Cat Colony Manager Application and reviewed your application |
3 months, 2 weeks ago |
| 3+ HOURS OF WW2 FACTS TO FALL ASLEEP TO |
3 months, 3 weeks ago |
| Our THC experts are standing by. |
5 months, 1 week ago |
| die Quadratwurzel |
5 months, 3 weeks ago |
| That's what happens when gonads rule the roost. |
6 months, 3 weeks ago |
| I am filled with happiness, and I will never retire. |
7 months, 1 week ago |
| For example the guy who landed the airplane with the parking brake on twice whose nickname became Screech. |
7 months, 2 weeks ago |
| WhatsApp / WeChat 98 186 186 |
7 months, 3 weeks ago |
| If every family contributes 1 Karen & we assemble an army of Karen’s to storm Centerpoints HQ I think we might get our power back faster |
8 months ago |
| Whoa! Slow down them Neutrons! |
8 months, 1 week ago |
| I've secretly replaced fermat's anus with Folger's Crystals. Let's see if he notices the difference. |
8 months, 1 week ago |
| This is the type of music my uncle would blast in his truck. I almost love him more than my father. |
8 months, 2 weeks ago |
| when does the sequel to SpaceCamp come out? |
8 months, 2 weeks ago |
| "Ah, young 80's love, so nostalgic", says the man who has enjoyed neither. |
8 months, 2 weeks ago |
| USPS wishes you good luck every day. |
8 months, 3 weeks ago |
| MARYLAND ARCHEOLOGISTS JOIN TEAMSTERS |
9 months ago |
| "It used to be cool in middle school. Now it's just convenient." |
9 months, 1 week ago |
| For the weather enthusiast, meteorologist or weather weenie who wants it all (bonin' potato zone) |
9 months, 1 week ago |
| For the weather enthusiast, meteorologist or weather weenie who wants it all. |
9 months, 2 weeks ago |
| If you think the Internet is in trouble now, just wait. |
9 months, 2 weeks ago |
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9 months, 2 weeks ago |