| they call it the switch 2 because after 5 minutes of playing you switch 2 another console |
1 day, 7 hours ago |
| ice cold killa |
1 week, 2 days ago |
| beware the pipeline from woke to eepy |
2 weeks, 4 days ago |
| YEAR OF LUIGI |
2 weeks, 5 days ago |
| delete the french language pack on your computer by typing `sudo rm -fr /` |
3 weeks ago |
| my debilitating fear of abandonment will never leave me |
4 weeks ago |
| want my money on the double, I don't come for play |
1 month, 2 weeks ago |
| stop blaming yourself or others, learn feng shui and blame the furniture |
1 month, 2 weeks ago |
| tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit |
1 month, 3 weeks ago |
| for sale: cyber truck, never exploded |
1 month, 3 weeks ago |
| docker compost |
1 month, 4 weeks ago |
| she malloc on my heap til i oom |
2 months ago |
| The haters said I couldn't do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters |
2 months ago |
| ice dropping, red bottom sky |
2 months ago |
| cuz my body too bootylicious for ya babe |
2 months, 1 week ago |
| pasta la vista |
2 months, 2 weeks ago |
| J-Roc baby |
2 months, 2 weeks ago |
| Did you know that the witch-woman Jenka once had a brother? His name was Ballos. Like his sister, he wielded powers far beyond those of mortals... |
2 months, 3 weeks ago |
| For the last time: Abyss is for staring into. Void is for screaming into. Please kindly stop screaming into the abyss as we are not insured for that. |
3 months ago |
| non-binary gender is interpreted at runtime |
3 months ago |
| l o d s of e m o n e |
4 months, 2 weeks ago |
| there's no point in holding a grudge, enact your revenge immediately |
4 months, 4 weeks ago |
| BUSINESS BOIS |
5 months ago |
| BussyBox v1.36.1 |
6 months ago |
| █▅▇██▇▆▅▄▄▄▇ |
6 months, 1 week ago |
| I WILL NEVER PASTE WITH FORMATTING |
6 months, 1 week ago |
| it's better to cum in the sink than the opposite |
6 months, 1 week ago |
| we chose to do things not because they are easy, but because we thought they were easy |
6 months, 3 weeks ago |
| : |
6 months, 3 weeks ago |
| kobe bryant from the lakers, now that's paper |
6 months, 3 weeks ago |
| "fuck money get bitches" - Sun Tzu |
6 months, 4 weeks ago |
| "If you are not in a state of post nut-clarity, then you are in a state of pre-nut delusion" - Sun Tzu |
6 months, 4 weeks ago |
| can't stop the cock |
6 months, 4 weeks ago |
| everybody way oh |
7 months ago |
| T R U C C |
7 months ago |
| what the sigma |
7 months ago |
| it's joever |
7 months ago |
| rip minidrew 2024-2024 |
7 months ago |
| it's britney, bitch |
7 months, 1 week ago |
| queer jokes and bad takes on tech |
7 months, 1 week ago |
| we apologize to everyone affected by kerio killing radiohead and queens of the stone age |
7 months, 1 week ago |
| we are electric |
7 months, 1 week ago |
| and if i ever said i'm getting money, just know i mean it |
7 months, 2 weeks ago |
| a cluster is a thing that clusts |
7 months, 3 weeks ago |
| decay exists as an extant form of life |
7 months, 3 weeks ago |
| un ciclo siamo macellati, un ciclo siamo macellai, un ciclo riempiamo gli arsenali, un ciclo riempiamo i granai |
7 months, 3 weeks ago |
| the champion stood, the rest saw their better: Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater |
7 months, 4 weeks ago |
| i'll keep making off-by-one errors until the day after i die |
8 months ago |
| Masks will not be mandatory for the event, which will be attended by President Trump. PEOPLE ARE FED UP! |
8 months ago |
| overclownfidence is a slow and hilarious killer |
8 months ago |
| you should treat your children like cattle, not pets |
8 months ago |
| what's a jojo |
8 months, 1 week ago |
| i praise the lord then break the law |
8 months, 1 week ago |
| 420 blaze it |
8 months, 2 weeks ago |
| one of the days of all time |
8 months, 2 weeks ago |
| why are you executing things |
8 months, 3 weeks ago |
| ladies and gentlemen, fasten your seatbelts |
8 months, 4 weeks ago |
| and they ask you how you are, and you just have to say you're fine when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it, because they would never understand |
8 months, 4 weeks ago |
| fastest hedgehog |
8 months, 4 weeks ago |
| she boat on my willie til i steam |
9 months ago |
| she tsukin on my shima til i cycle |
9 months, 1 week ago |
| OJ Computer |
10 months, 1 week ago |
| we chase misprinted lies |
10 months, 2 weeks ago |
| sun't |
10 months, 2 weeks ago |
| the Jia Tan of nethack |
10 months, 3 weeks ago |
| It's time to kick gum and chew ass, and I'm all out of ass. -- Dick Kickem |
10 months, 3 weeks ago |
| fried bank man |
10 months, 3 weeks ago |
| it takes more muscles to frown than to smile, but it takes even fewer to just sit there with a dumb look on your face |
11 months, 1 week ago |
| hey baby are you jābir ibn ḥayyān, because your history is long and confusing and 14th century monks will misinterpret your teachings |
11 months, 1 week ago |
| how does the ass come off when you lmao |
11 months, 2 weeks ago |
| sus microsystems |
11 months, 3 weeks ago |
| woah, I'm going to barbados |
11 months, 3 weeks ago |
| provenance is stored in the MaybeUninit<u8> |
1 year ago |
| people say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every single day |
1 year ago |
| RIPBOZO |
1 year ago |
| don't cross me, shout-out to Jesus |
1 year ago |
| my mansion sits on 40 acres, who the neighbors |
1 year ago |
| acab includes unit tests |
1 year ago |
| "they pipe cat into grep to figure out if your container is alpine or not alpine (the two genders) and decide which of the node binaries they mount into the container to execute" |
1 year ago |
| "it's time to kick gum and chew ass, and i'm all out of ass" - dick kickem |
1 year ago |
| continuations are just setjmp/longjmp for compsci nerds |
1 year ago |
| how is this an issue? |
1 year ago |
| days since last use of fcntl: 0 |
1 year ago |
| gatorade should be thicker |
1 year ago |
| <dtype> fucking kids today |
1 year ago |
| orbstack my beloved |
1 year ago |
| https://xd.cm/important-security-notice |
1 year ago |
| Ｗ Ｉ Ｄ Ｅ Ｌ Ｉ Ｇ Ｈ Ｔ Ｎ Ｉ Ｎ Ｇ |
1 year ago |
| SPDX-License-Identifier: deepy-1.1 |
1 year ago |
| deepy is eepy |
1 year ago |
| days since //go:linkname was used: 0 |
1 year ago |
| the electrical transformer took the new position even though it was a step down |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| github suppositories |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| breathe |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| home of the sad |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| eepy |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| acab includes santa claus |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| santa claus violates the gdpr |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| butter dog, dog with the butter on him |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| amd eepy |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| the gravel pit |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry™ series |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| it's been [0] days since a data race |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| merry crisis |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| do not mix alcohol and bezos |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| the moonies are up on a mountain, the lunatics have taken over the asylum |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| every war criminal that dies of old age is a policy failure |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| sam altman got fired by the openai board because he gave plausible-sounding answers that weren't accurate |
1 year, 3 months ago |
| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJYbFFFZwdE |
1 year, 4 months ago |
| happy static linking day to those who celebrate |
1 year, 4 months ago |
| happy seasonal depression and vitamin d quarter |
1 year, 4 months ago |
| she hubba on my bubba 'til i gum |
1 year, 4 months ago |
| there are more hydrogen atoms in a single molecule of water than there are stars in the entire solar system |
1 year, 4 months ago |
| HAPPY BIRDAY |
1 year, 4 months ago |
| ᓚᘏᗢ |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| gangsta rap made me do it |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. this message is a warning about danger. |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| what if I keep the ring but donate to a pro-elf charity? |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| days since last accidentally on topic: 0 |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| if joe biden was woke he'd have joenouns |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| can't think of a topic |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| crashing this plane, with no survivors |
1 year, 6 months ago |
| beginners can create an absolute mess, but only an expert can get paid for it |
1 year, 6 months ago |
| jump around and pump hardbass |
1 year, 6 months ago |
| email is like a prison, a prison with no walls, and no toilet |
1 year, 6 months ago |
| just breathe |
1 year, 6 months ago |
| i've got 99 problems and they're all fucking luftballoons |
1 year, 6 months ago |
| EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION |
1 year, 6 months ago |
| long distance callers make long distance calls |
1 year, 7 months ago |
| hoes mad |
1 year, 7 months ago |
| do not the coworker |
1 year, 7 months ago |
| arizona iced out boys |
1 year, 7 months ago |
| salesforce.c*m |
1 year, 7 months ago |
| issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the mercenary group Wagner. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them" |
1 year, 8 months ago |
| believe in me as I believe in you tonight |
1 year, 8 months ago |
| we all die in a tiny submarine |
1 year, 8 months ago |
| 🅱️enis |
1 year, 8 months ago |
| yikes friday |
1 year, 8 months ago |
| :̶.̶|̶:̶;̶ |
1 year, 8 months ago |
| <dtype> the twinks are cute |
1 year, 8 months ago |
| some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses |
1 year, 9 months ago |
| same shit same shit |
1 year, 9 months ago |