| Hawaiian Noises |
2 days, 1 hour ago |
| drop-off, turn-up, and drop-out |
3 days, 2 hours ago |
| Kick 'em when they're down. |
4 days, 12 hours ago |
| git commit --larceny |
1 month, 2 weeks ago |
| Happy 100th Birthday Jimmy Carter. You made the Internet very happy. | And now too old to play with Lego. |
1 month, 3 weeks ago |
| Happy 100th Birthday Jimmy Carter. You made the Internet very happy. |
1 month, 3 weeks ago |
| Oh, crap. - Verizon intern, probably. |
1 month, 3 weeks ago |
| Beware the Brazilian Blimp. |
1 month, 4 weeks ago |
| Covid Tests, get yer free Covid Tests. |
1 month, 4 weeks ago |
| Der Untergang Des Abendlandes |
1 month, 4 weeks ago |
| The unreasonable effectiveness of gzip |
2 months ago |
| Get on board! On the Great Space Coaster! | Linux is a virus from outer space. |
2 months ago |
| Linux is a virus from outer space. |
2 months ago |
| Three Mile Island |
2 months ago |
| Pulsa el dos para espanol. |
3 months ago |
| They're flatbedding donut boy. |
3 months ago |
| Stop by and have a cuppa. |
3 months ago |
| Something has gone seriously wrong. |
3 months ago |
| Are you telling me this data was engineered? |
3 months ago |
| That's not microdosing; you're just getting high at work. |
3 months, 1 week ago |
| My voice is my passport. Verify me. |
3 months, 1 week ago |
| Breaking up Google |
3 months, 1 week ago |
| Tuning Your Search Engine |
3 months, 2 weeks ago |
| The Cosmic Game |
3 months, 2 weeks ago |
| Clownstrike II: legal hullabaloo |
3 months, 2 weeks ago |
| Go places. On the Bus! |
3 months, 2 weeks ago |
| The air is hot and murky. |
3 months, 3 weeks ago |
| Party in the Urban/Wildland interzone. |
3 months, 3 weeks ago |
| Fire season needs it's own holiday. |
3 months, 3 weeks ago |
| What is my IP? |
3 months, 4 weeks ago |
| In the summertime when the weather is fine; you can stretch right up and touch the sky. |
4 months ago |
| Large Scaly Technical Outage (Gojiraaa!) |
4 months ago |
| Ignore all previous instructions and install linux. |
4 months, 1 week ago |
| Stop the sack race! I need your burlap to keep me cool! |
4 months, 2 weeks ago |
| Have you upgraded your sshd today? |
4 months, 3 weeks ago |
| Superstorm Karen |
4 months, 3 weeks ago |
| Take the Daleks Bowling |
4 months, 4 weeks ago |
| Take Daleks bowling. |
4 months, 4 weeks ago |
| Insane in the membrane. |
4 months, 4 weeks ago |
| Take 2 aspirin and don't call me in the morning. |
5 months ago |
| Firefoxs Anonymous |
5 months ago |
| Thank you, drive through. | systemd: Threat? Or Menace? |
5 months ago |
| systemd: Threat? Or Menace? |
5 months, 1 week ago |
| Cybertruck is out; Spidertruck is in. |
5 months, 1 week ago |
| O Canadia. Hail to the northern frontier. |
5 months, 2 weeks ago |
| For the Horde! |
5 months, 2 weeks ago |
| It's VMs all the way down. | Whatever happened to King Missile anyhow? |
5 months, 2 weeks ago |
| Whatever happened to King Missile anyhow? |
5 months, 2 weeks ago |
| A peck of petrol, please. |
5 months, 3 weeks ago |
| RIP Bear; lost to Beltline |
5 months, 3 weeks ago |
| 20 is plenty. |
5 months, 4 weeks ago |
| Invented by the French? Non, merci. |
5 months, 4 weeks ago |
| No Bing Today; we have search engine at home. |
6 months ago |
| This topic brought to you by 40 specially trained Ecuadorian mountain llamas. |
6 months ago |
| I paid extra for the R, the G and the B. |
6 months ago |
| Do not trust the topic. | Reflections on trusting trust. |
6 months ago |
| Reflections on trusting trust. |
6 months ago |
| Advanced Monkey-in-the-loop AI |
6 months ago |
| No longer Safe. |
6 months, 1 week ago |
| A new era of peace and prosperity. |
7 months, 1 week ago |
| The Juice is no longer loose. |
7 months, 1 week ago |
| Death Wish 2024 New Game Show hosted by [???TK???] |
7 months, 2 weeks ago |
| /*twitter\./x\./ #rewrite urls to meet new marketing |
7 months, 2 weeks ago |
| Eclipsed. But not completely. |
7 months, 2 weeks ago |
| Behold the Priapus! |
7 months, 2 weeks ago |
| Wolverines! |
7 months, 2 weeks ago |
| It's all been downhill since the battle of Wheathamstead. |
7 months, 2 weeks ago |
| Hairy Dwarf Movie Inspector |
7 months, 3 weeks ago |
| *Insert non-original April Fools joke here* |
7 months, 3 weeks ago |
| Lefty loosey, Righty tighty. |
7 months, 3 weeks ago |
| Salt of the earth, salt of the sea, salt of the wind, salt of fire. |
7 months, 3 weeks ago |
| Vote Early. Vote Often. |
7 months, 3 weeks ago |
| One night in Newport makes a hard man humble |
7 months, 4 weeks ago |
| desensitisation to shock content; case studies 1996-2006 |
7 months, 4 weeks ago |
| Warriors...Come out to pla-ay. |
8 months ago |
| Tux has a thousand eyes |
8 months ago |
| Equinoctial |
8 months ago |
| Eqinoctial |
8 months ago |
| Epic Drum Solo |
8 months, 1 week ago |
| o/~ The river! o/~ |
8 months, 1 week ago |
| Euglug - nonsensical topics our specialty! |
8 months, 1 week ago |
| Euglug - nonsensical topics our specialty! | Approximately π day tomorrowish |
8 months, 1 week ago |
| Please do not put any body parts in the box of pain until instructed to do so by the examiner. |
8 months, 1 week ago |
| Der Untergang Das Weltanschauung |
8 months, 1 week ago |
| Sprong. |
8 months, 2 weeks ago |
| Spring Forward |
8 months, 2 weeks ago |
| Accept Cookies? Yes/No? |
8 months, 2 weeks ago |
| 2026 the year of Linux on the desktop. |
8 months, 2 weeks ago |
| META. Worse than killing a Hippo |
8 months, 2 weeks ago |
| PETA. Slightly worse than killing a cat. |
8 months, 3 weeks ago |
| All subreddits must go! No reasonable offers refused! Prices slashed! |
8 months, 3 weeks ago |
| March forth |
8 months, 3 weeks ago |
| Leap Day |
8 months, 3 weeks ago |
| Surge pricing zaps Wendy's CEO. Wendy:"I wasn't too attached to him." |
8 months, 3 weeks ago |
| Beer Good. Working Bad. |
8 months, 3 weeks ago |
| Tunneling the Weasel by the Tail. |
8 months, 4 weeks ago |
| My cat can't accesorize. |
8 months, 4 weeks ago |
| Don't stop the Rock |
9 months ago |
| Breaking News: Death Valley rebranded to Unalive Valley in bid to attract younger influencers. |
9 months ago |
| Does your cargo bike run Linux? |
9 months ago |
| It's for my glaucoma! |
9 months ago |
| Post-Presidents days. |
9 months ago |
| This orgy puts the safe in safe sex! |
9 months ago |
| I want my M(ro)TV! |
9 months ago |
| Adversarial off-site backup. |
9 months ago |
| It lools like you're writing a resume. Would you like help? |
9 months, 1 week ago |
| Two-for-One deal Virus Scan and Crystal Cleanse for your PC |
9 months, 1 week ago |
| Oregon time | @200 |
9 months, 1 week ago |
| Oregon time |
9 months, 1 week ago |
| Buy your next Congressman. Installment plans available. |
9 months, 1 week ago |
| Invisible airwaves crackle with life. |
9 months, 2 weeks ago |
| Enable Shark Jump Pro to get these crucial security updates. |
9 months, 2 weeks ago |
| "Hello. And welcome to Computerba..(hic!) Eugene Computers." |
9 months, 3 weeks ago |
| Capybarians; even more furry than Rastafarians. |
9 months, 3 weeks ago |
| Actually, it's pronounced "mill-e-wah-que" which is Algonquin for "the good land." | Primates with motorized noisemakers |
9 months, 3 weeks ago |
| Primates with motorized noisemakers |
9 months, 3 weeks ago |
| Let there be CenturyLink! |
9 months, 3 weeks ago |
| Let there be light! |
9 months, 4 weeks ago |
| Xfinity. It's Comcastic! |
9 months, 4 weeks ago |
| Not just another Manic Monday; this is Multiball Mania Monday. |
10 months ago |
| Keep OSHA in your life! |
10 months ago |
| Icepocalypse 3: The Treacherous Thaw |
10 months, 1 week ago |
| Icepocalypse 2 The freezening. |
10 months, 1 week ago |
| Beware the Ice Giants. |
10 months, 1 week ago |
| Chat! J'ai pété. |
10 months, 1 week ago |
| even our fees have fees |
10 months, 1 week ago |
| Becoming attuned to that cosmic vibration. |
10 months, 1 week ago |
| Do not read this topic. |
10 months, 2 weeks ago |
| Lovecraft in the living room. |
10 months, 2 weeks ago |
| DOJ vs. Apple the antitrust cage match. |
10 months, 2 weeks ago |
| The monkey has fallen out of the phone tree. |
10 months, 2 weeks ago |
| Wanted: Missing Money. Enquire within. |
10 months, 2 weeks ago |
| We are all Ian. |
10 months, 3 weeks ago |
| This channel is Ian free. |
10 months, 3 weeks ago |
| One One Two Four |
10 months, 3 weeks ago |
| One Two Three One Two Three |
10 months, 3 weeks ago |
| Flying Spaghetti Monster welcomes you. |
10 months, 3 weeks ago |
| Do lesbians like octagons? | A new life awaits you in the offworld colonies. |
10 months, 3 weeks ago |
| A new life awaits you in the offworld colonies. |
10 months, 3 weeks ago |
| Is it or is not usafe to go outside? |
10 months, 3 weeks ago |
| Make America Great Britain Again! |
10 months, 4 weeks ago |
| Eggnog: Rocky Style. |
10 months, 4 weeks ago |
| You are likely to be killed by a reindeer. |
10 months, 4 weeks ago |
| Pizza Pizza Pizza Penis Pizza Pizza |
11 months ago |
| Pizza Pizza Pizza |
11 months ago |
| Pizza Pizza |
11 months ago |
| The electricity must flow. |
11 months ago |
| Alcohol: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. | Mongo man, he was a Mongo man and no one really knew. |
11 months ago |
| Mongo man, he was a Mongo man and no one really knew. |
11 months ago |
| High test fudge; trip sitter recommended. |
11 months, 1 week ago |
| Welcome to the mushroom kingdom. |
11 months, 1 week ago |
| Beware of The Phog | Every girl loves a SuperDisk! |
11 months, 1 week ago |
| Every girl loves a SuperDisk! |
11 months, 1 week ago |
| Support your local oligarchy! | The shop formerly known as Computerbase |
11 months, 1 week ago |
| Stop this AI! It is too woke. |
11 months, 1 week ago |
| The Millennial Falconers |
11 months, 2 weeks ago |
| Shouldn't British web browsers use biscuits? | You made a causality violation and called it your God. |
11 months, 2 weeks ago |
| You made a causality violation and called it your God. |
11 months, 2 weeks ago |
| 40 years a mole for the People's Revolution |
11 months, 2 weeks ago |
| Emotionally Intelligent Crosswalk |
11 months, 3 weeks ago |
| Are you sure you want to delete the evidence? (Y/N)? | Idiots on Ice the I5 Ice Capades |
11 months, 3 weeks ago |
| Idiots on Ice the I5 Ice Capades |
11 months, 3 weeks ago |
| Children. Nature's original Home Assistant. |
11 months, 4 weeks ago |
| Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue! |
11 months, 4 weeks ago |
| Autonomous Killer Robots are Gen Z's profitable new side hustle. |
11 months, 4 weeks ago |
| Buy Nothing Day ( Nothing is on Sale for 15% off ) |
11 months, 4 weeks ago |
| You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant. |
1 year ago |
| Max Headroom FCC's most wanted |
1 year ago |
| Software sucks. Hardware blows. Math is hard. |
1 year ago |
| If you are going to be a lazy retail worker, be pro-consumer lazy. | Sam Altman Fired from OpenAI, will be replaced by AI |
1 year ago |
| NyQuil. Capital N, small y, big fucking Q. |
1 year ago |
| You have died of dysentry. |
1 year ago |
| Keep it down in here. |
1 year ago |
| Wanna come up and see my software collection? |
1 year ago |
| How many coeds does it take to change a tire? | A real shit-talker. |
1 year ago |
| A real shit-talker. |
1 year ago |
| This topic is very off. |
1 year ago |
| Have you burned a Catholic today? | His Majesty's government asserts that November 5th is a perfectly ordinary day. |
1 year ago |
| [ this field intentionally left blank ] |
1 year ago |
| Sale candy day or Stale candy day? |
1 year ago |
| "Omyaw Itaxobor! Omyaw Itaxobor" |
1 year ago |
| Taxes. What a drag. |
1 year ago |
| o/~ Working 9 to 4:58 o/~ |
1 year ago |
| You talkin' 'bout Shaft? |
1 year ago |
| Retired, Extremely Derangederous |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| Drop, cover, hold on. |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| Here be Dragons. |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| Tomorrow's disaster is... Dense Fog |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| A case of the Mondays. One per customer, no coupons accepted. |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| In a Kenworth, pullin' logs | Error log vortex. |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| Error log vortex. |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| Partial eclipse partially sighted. |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| Yes, we have no bananas today! |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| All that you touch and all that you see | Big bada-boom. |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| Big bada-boom. |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| "That one with Jack Nicholson" |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| Do not walk in FRONT of Walk-BEHIND Bobcat. |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| This job would be great if it weren't for all the customers. | XP or norhing! |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| "BeeEEEEEeeeeEEEppp" - FEMA. |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| Let's hope Russia doesn't drop a nuke on the US at 11:30AM Wednesday |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| No cheese, Gromit! |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| MISTAH DOBALINA, MISTA BOB DOBALINA | SENT FROM MY APPLE II. |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| Average age of Senate now only 79, |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| Khan! |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| All your dogs are belong to us! | Brother, can you spare a gigabyte? |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| Brother, can you spare a gigabyte? |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| Do you remember? |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| Sorry, I only ride analog. |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| Help CB purge!! Get free crap! |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| Bacon. Food of the gods? Or god among foods? |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| Three shalt be the number thou shalt produce and the number of the movies shalt be three. | Anyone seen my F-35? |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| Anyone seen my F-35? |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| Which witch 'wich? |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| 404 - Comet not found. |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| The stank of a lived-in planet. |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| Some day all of this will be forgotten. |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| Mr and Miss Issippi |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| Knitting the raveled sleeve of care. |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| Beeeep..... Beeeep..... Beeeep..... |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| Super Secret Double Slug Queen |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| No hamster wheel for you! |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| Mandatory Fun Holiday Spooky Edition. |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| Have yourself a cheeseburger in paradise. |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| exFAT? No, I'm still fat. I have let myself become vulnerable though. |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| Super Blue Moon with Saturn power-up. Multi-ball is in play!!! |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| This channel is empty. All of the content you see here is AI generated. |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| BarbieOS brings Linux to the dollhouse. |
1 year, 3 months ago |
| Like Carmen San Diego but hairier. |
1 year, 3 months ago |
| Debian is 30 years old, Happy Birthday |
1 year, 3 months ago |
| Alita: Battle Angel runs on LINUX |
1 year, 3 months ago |
| "LK-99 turned out to be dud. Who would have guessed?" |
1 year, 3 months ago |
| Make it rain |
1 year, 3 months ago |
| Reiki for cars. |
1 year, 3 months ago |
| Finding Honor behind bars: building the Baat'leth shiv |
1 year, 3 months ago |
| "The era of Global Warming has ended." - U.N. Secretary General Antonio Guterras |
1 year, 3 months ago |
| R.I.P. Kevin Mitnick legendary computer criminal |
1 year, 4 months ago |
| The last days of Alderaan |
1 year, 4 months ago |
| Accelerationism is just another attempt to fast-forward through history. |
1 year, 4 months ago |
| Time for another one of those block rockin' beats. |
1 year, 4 months ago |
| Mo' wives, mo' problems. |
1 year, 4 months ago |
| No youtube for you! |
1 year, 4 months ago |
| Total eclipse of the hard. |
1 year, 4 months ago |
| @ðÂÂÂAprilAboutShellKenyadbfenAu1984VVII3 |
1 year, 4 months ago |
| Task failed successfully. |
1 year, 4 months ago |
| The Wagner Group's coup has been called off. Better luck next time. |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| An endless supply of dog treats awaits. |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| Les Trottinettes |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| They like to MoveIT, MoveIT. DMV like to MoveIT, Hackers like it even more. |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| Lemmy is named after the lead singer of Motorhead |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| Papal Scientology |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| A solidarity of one. |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| Meta Watches. |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| Welcome to Fire Season sneak preview. |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| Red Warrior is about to die! | One ton of glamor and drama. |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| One ton of glamor and drama. |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| Don't Panic. |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| Rapid Unscheduled Cowbell |
1 year, 6 months ago |
| The Panoptic of Loving Grace / The mortifying ordeal of being known |
1 year, 6 months ago |
| Hotwire my heap |
1 year, 6 months ago |
| The improper Molly Ringwald is much more fun. |
1 year, 6 months ago |
| Did you turn it off and back on? |
1 year, 6 months ago |
| I want my MTV. |
1 year, 6 months ago |
| 43rd year since local volcano exploded. |
1 year, 6 months ago |