| Never laugh at others before you can laugh at yourself |
1 day, 2 hours ago |
| But I just wanna wimperrrrr! |
1 day, 16 hours ago |
| Keep your expectations low; You won't be disappointed |
1 month, 2 weeks ago |
| eating the dogs eating the cats |
1 month, 2 weeks ago |
| PUMPKIN SPICED MANWIPES!? |
1 month, 2 weeks ago |
| Stealin beer our of your neighbor's garage |
1 month, 3 weeks ago |
| "normal" is a relative term |
1 month, 4 weeks ago |
| Everything woke turns to sheet |
3 months, 2 weeks ago |
| drain the swamp! |
4 months ago |
| Brandon wants a refund. |
4 months, 1 week ago |
| Too big to rig TRUMP2024! |
4 months, 3 weeks ago |
| Nothing built. Nothing back. Nothing better. |
5 months ago |
| Arty Farty had a party, all the farts were there ... |
5 months ago |
| when you see a balloon floating in the sky, somewhere a child is crying |
5 months ago |
| The weak minded are easily swayed |
5 months ago |
| Gaza cancels Pride Month for lack of tall buildings |
5 months, 1 week ago |
| Forever thankful to the Greatest Generation for saving the world |
5 months, 2 weeks ago |
| So, you dont like girls, but you want to be one? |
5 months, 2 weeks ago |
| Due to high energy costs, the light at the end of the tunnels has been turned off. |
5 months, 2 weeks ago |
| Welcome to the Information Age, where your life is an open book for anybody to read |
5 months, 3 weeks ago |
| Oh to look upon the world throught a different colored lens |
5 months, 3 weeks ago |
| It is pointless to concern oneself with matters of which they have no control. |
5 months, 3 weeks ago |
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6 months ago |
| How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?! |
6 months ago |
| Holy bubbling buttmud batman, it's the Nadler! |
8 months, 4 weeks ago |
| "The crows seem to be calling my name", thought Kaw. |
9 months, 1 week ago |
| Why do some robots have boobs? |
9 months, 1 week ago |
| super dee duper! ,,, bowl |
9 months, 1 week ago |
| march to the beat of a different drum |
9 months, 2 weeks ago |
| SAVE A TREE! use plastic bags |
9 months, 2 weeks ago |
| Get z's peepl owwwt! |
9 months, 2 weeks ago |
| What a long, strange trip it's been |
9 months, 2 weeks ago |
| Uphold democracy by removing competition from the ballot |
9 months, 2 weeks ago |
| One large lump of sheet, they will give to youu... |
9 months, 3 weeks ago |
| Ever notice how focused liberals are on skin color? Even orange. |
9 months, 3 weeks ago |
| Where did you get those STOOPID f'in glasses? |
9 months, 3 weeks ago |
| Titties n' beer, titties n' beer, titties n' beer |
10 months ago |
| I have a scheme. |
10 months, 1 week ago |
| Save a tree, go plastic. |
10 months, 1 week ago |
| Where did you get those stoopid F'in glasses? |
10 months, 2 weeks ago |
| Setting ones expectations too high is certainty for disappointment. |
10 months, 2 weeks ago |
| John has a long moustache. |
10 months, 3 weeks ago |
| If you can't perform in the private sector, the government is always hiring. |
10 months, 3 weeks ago |
| People = |
10 months, 3 weeks ago |
| If only you could visit the other side of these eyes. |
10 months, 4 weeks ago |
| Aye, got a big one wellin' up in ya body do ya, lad? |
11 months ago |
| like we need some cool rules pronto, or this is toadly bogus |
11 months ago |
| Big fat globs of greasy grimy gopher guts, pulverated monkey toes, things you pull out of your nose ... |
11 months ago |
| Don't hurl dude, cuz if I see you blow chunks, I'll have to spew also |
11 months, 1 week ago |
| WHITE PUNKS ON DOPE |
11 months, 1 week ago |
| Cucumbers are sensual; People are sensuous. |
11 months, 1 week ago |
| Muad'Dib no longer needs weirding |
11 months, 2 weeks ago |
| Men who experience menstruation deserve gentler partners |
11 months, 2 weeks ago |
| Welllllll. What's the word, gentlemen? |
11 months, 2 weeks ago |
| All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and Im fine. |
11 months, 2 weeks ago |
| Because you know, we can't be doing this all day. |
11 months, 3 weeks ago |
| 38% of the world's population suffers from dirty anus syndrome |
11 months, 3 weeks ago |
| Hush Puppies, Daeddy! |
11 months, 3 weeks ago |
| Bartender! I'll have a whiskey sour, and a bill cosby for the lady please. |
11 months, 3 weeks ago |
| Hello, is this the party to whom I am speaking? |
11 months, 3 weeks ago |
| I know that's be better for you |
11 months, 4 weeks ago |
| These aren't the droids we're looking for. |
1 year ago |
| Don't ask me what I think of you I mite not give the answer that you want me to. |
1 year ago |
| Fill out the top sheet of the questionairre as quickly as possible or you will be eliminated! |
1 year ago |
| Life is just a game ... Fly a paper plane ... There is no end. |
1 year ago |
| I seen chuk norris make a grizzly stand down, with only a mean stare |
1 year ago |
| You can do weet! |
1 year ago |
| The only constant in this world is change. |
1 year ago |
| Respekt is earned, not merely given. |
1 year ago |
| I got a STICKER!! |
1 year ago |
| Whiskey Sour please, and a Bill Cosby for the lady. |
1 year ago |
| At what point do we achieve wisdom? |
1 year ago |
| Daylite come and me wanna go home. |
1 year ago |
| Nosering says you're not a rooter. |
1 year ago |
| Please forgive me; This is my first time growing old. |
1 year ago |
| American women, they are ALL constipated! |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| Who you call ahso? |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| The winds of winter blow to take the old away... |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| always question authority, acknowledge it only when legit |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| How much blood is spilled in the name of a god? |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| suck a bag SUPERNET |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| Caregiver is double edged. |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| Welcome to the machine. |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| Billy Joe Mcallister jump off the tallahachee bridge |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| bah boop bah beet dah doop |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| A boomer's past will always be better than a millenial's future. |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| where they racin' bry? |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| A moment to recognize and appreciate our MIRC mods. |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| Never forget what it is like being young; You will be a long time old. |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| Life is too short to really be taken seriously. |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| oh it gets weirder that that, you'll see |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| It is by my will I set my mind in motion |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| Complete the top sheet as quickly as possible or you will be eliminated! |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| Fire BAD |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| Whoa, ganges! |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| Oh, he gets weirder than that |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| Be my friend; Beat on my car? |
1 year, 3 months ago |
| New fun size! |
1 year, 3 months ago |
| Ughhhhh! Ganges! |
1 year, 3 months ago |
| Shudup, I knew that! |
1 year, 3 months ago |
| Never underestimate the power of Hoyt. |
1 year, 4 months ago |
| The truth does not matter, as long as people will believe it. |
1 year, 4 months ago |
| Hell hath no fury like the scorn of a funnyboy. |
1 year, 4 months ago |
| Live hard & die young! |
1 year, 4 months ago |
| Not God, man, or law will spare them, when THEY come for the children. |
1 year, 4 months ago |
| Not God, man, or law will spare them, when they come for the children. |
1 year, 4 months ago |
| No act of God, man, or law will save them, when they come for the children. |
1 year, 4 months ago |
| No act of God, man, or law will save them when they come for the children. |
1 year, 4 months ago |
| Shot dead by a gun that didnt make any noise. |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| YOU can't keep your shit together! |
1 year, 5 months ago |
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1 year, 5 months ago |
| I think that's be best for you. |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| Back to the closet from wence ye came! |
1 year, 5 months ago |
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1 year, 5 months ago |
| Dear Mr Fantasy, take us out of this gloom. |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| Master Blaster runs Bartertown! |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| Toecutter wants his hand back. |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| She is treachery sent by the Bronze. |
1 year, 6 months ago |
| It's not a toom-ahhh! |
1 year, 6 months ago |