| Moo woke up! |
14 hours ago |
| Keep the noise down, Moo is sleeping! |
1 day, 22 hours ago |
| I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you won't get it. |
2 weeks ago |
| George Foreman Dead at 76 |
4 weeks ago |
| Some people can't distinguish between etymology and entomology. It bugs me in ways I can't put into words. |
1 month ago |
| Religion is like circumcision. If you wait until someone is 12yo to tell them about it, they probably won't be interested. |
1 month, 1 week ago |
| No matter how nice you are, German children will always be Kinder. |
1 month, 2 weeks ago |
| - Word of the day: Recrudescence (n.) The return of something terrible after a time of reprieve. |
2 months, 2 weeks ago |
| Word of the day: Recrudescence (n.) The return of something terrible after a time of reprieve. |
2 months, 3 weeks ago |
| A special message to Canada, Greenland, Panama, and now the Gulf of Mexico. Apologies. He's an imbecile. --- USA |
3 months, 1 week ago |
| I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye! |
3 months, 2 weeks ago |
| I refuse to believe I was gay AND dyslexic, but I was in Daniel. |
3 months, 2 weeks ago |
| No matter how far you push the envelope, it remains stationary. |
3 months, 3 weeks ago |
| Mooo's alarm finally woke him |
4 months, 4 weeks ago |
| You can tell God has a sense of humor because she put the male G-spot in his rectum. |
4 months, 4 weeks ago |
| musclebutt puts galoshes on and jumps in the puddles. |
6 months, 3 weeks ago |
| Just don't ask ====> http://tiny.cc/7on3zz |
9 months, 1 week ago |
| HAPPY CANADA DAY !!! |
9 months, 2 weeks ago |
| Moo has 63,741 Days and counting! |
10 months, 3 weeks ago |
| Two antennas fell in love and got married. The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. |
10 months, 3 weeks ago |
| musclbutt thinks it's time for a new topic line (Himting for a suggestion here) |
10 months, 3 weeks ago |
| musclbutt thinks it's time for a new topic line |
11 months ago |
| It’s tragic that Islam, Christianity, and Judaism have been fighting each other for centuries. --- Hindus, on the other hand,….never had any beef. |
1 year ago |
| Peruvian owls always hunt in pairs. That's because they're Inca hoots. |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| American education ===> https://www.facebook.com/reel/3717249841879429 |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| I think we need a refreshed topic line. |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| Someone just accused me of plagiarism. Their words, not mine. |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| Sister Abrigal of Niece. She was highly respected for her wisdom. She was called Nun, the Wiser. |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| MUSCLES and MEN (and the odd bionic bovine) found here at GAYMUSCLE!!! (18+) |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| MUSCLES and MEN (and the odd boinic bovine) found here at GAYMUSCLE!!! (18+) |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| MUSCLES and MEN (and the odd bovine) found here at GAYMUSCLE!!! (18+) |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| Dear Black Friday, We all have big screen TVs. How about putting up groceries, gas, and rent on sale this year? |
1 year, 6 months ago |
| We need a clever topic sentence. (18+) |
1 year, 6 months ago |
| '90% of bald people still own a comb. They just can't part with it.' |
1 year, 7 months ago |
| 90% of bald people still own a comb. They just can't part with it. |
1 year, 7 months ago |
| Australians are disappointed that the Barbie movie does not include even one BBQ. |
1 year, 8 months ago |
| -An unemployed jester is nobody's fool. |
1 year, 8 months ago |
| -Have you heard about the defunct rock band 999 Megabytes? ---------- They couldn't get a gig. |
1 year, 8 months ago |
| Happy Canada Day!! 40 Million Strong!! |
1 year, 9 months ago |
| -I didn't think orthopedic shoes would help, but now I stand corrected. |
1 year, 9 months ago |
| I was assigned male at birth and I identify as male, but according to Kraft Macaroni & Cheese, I am a family of four. |
1 year, 10 months ago |
| Some say English is a tough language to learn but, it can be understood through tough and thorough thought, though. |
1 year, 10 months ago |
| MUSCLES and MEN found here at GAYMUSCLE!!! (18+) |
1 year, 11 months ago |
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1 year, 11 months ago |