| - Word of the day: Recrudescence (n.) The return of something terrible after a time of reprieve. |
3 weeks, 1 day ago |
| A special message to Canada, Greenland, Panama, and now the Gulf of Mexico. Apologies. He's an imbecile. --- USA |
1 month, 2 weeks ago |
| A special message to Canada, Greenland, & Panama. Apologies. He's an imbecile. --- USA |
1 month, 2 weeks ago |
| The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers - Sydney J. Harris |
2 months, 1 week ago |
| You can tell God has a sense of humor because she put the male G-spot in his rectum. |
3 months ago |
| The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense. - Tom Clancy |
6 months ago |
| Man who falls in vat of molten optical glass makes spectacle of self. |
6 months, 1 week ago |
| Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane. - Philip K. Dick (1928-1982) |
6 months, 3 weeks ago |
| If you want the rainbow, you've got to put up with the rain. 18 +room |
7 months, 2 weeks ago |
| If you want the rainbow, you've got to put up with the rain. |
7 months, 2 weeks ago |
| HAPPY CANADA DAY !!! |
7 months, 3 weeks ago |
| The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden |
8 months ago |
| To our sweethearts and wives. May they never meet. -- 19th century toast |
8 months, 1 week ago |
| Some people cause happiness wherever they go, others, whenever they go. |
11 months ago |
| He who laughs last thinks slowest. |
11 months, 1 week ago |
| Someone just accused me of plagiarism. Their words, not mine. |
1 year ago |
| There was never a good war or a bad peace. |
1 year ago |
| If entropy is increasing, where is it coming from? |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press 3 - Alice Kahn |
1 year, 3 months ago |
| If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people? |
1 year, 4 months ago |
| Captain America's suit does not have 50 stars. It was 1 star, so he's actually Captain Texas. |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| I intend to live forever - so far, so good. |
1 year, 6 months ago |
| -An unemployed jester is nobody's fool. |
1 year, 6 months ago |
| -Have you heard about the defunct rock band 999 Megabytes? ---------- They couldn't get a gig. |
1 year, 7 months ago |
| A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. |
1 year, 7 months ago |
| The educator must above all understand how to wait - to reckon all effects in the light of the future, not of the present. -- Ellen Kay |
1 year, 9 months ago |
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1 year, 9 months ago |