The Channel that oscillates to its own beat |
23 hours ago |
The channel where compressed legs and mystical healing go hand in hand. |
2 days ago |
We demand a HolyBible Study Bible! |
1 month, 2 weeks ago |
The channel that chooses Steak & Chips over benediction |
1 month, 2 weeks ago |
We shall have Scripture - ointments, donkeys, earthenware vessels, all of it |
1 month, 2 weeks ago |
By the blood of the martyrs holybible compels you! |
1 month, 2 weeks ago |
Let God be found to be truthful even if it means every human is convicted as a liar. |
1 month, 3 weeks ago |
The precepts of the Lord gladden the heart - we shall have precepts |
1 month, 3 weeks ago |
No manky coos we proclaim |
1 month, 3 weeks ago |
The Dark Hoof is afoot |
1 month, 3 weeks ago |
Naught queer as folk! |
1 month, 4 weeks ago |
We will not accept bamboo mats as a substitute for our Persian flying carpets! |
1 month, 4 weeks ago |
We pray for the candidate who wins the USA presidential election, Grant, O Lord, wisdom and compassion to them. |
1 month, 4 weeks ago |
We are the mystic circle of the violet flame |
2 months ago |
We endorse the presence of therapy dogs at schools especially if they make children happy. |
2 months, 4 weeks ago |
We shun angry pepperoni in our pasta and in all other foods, it's too hot. |
2 months, 4 weeks ago |
Linux people like bacon cookies, I am told. Very strange. |
2 months, 4 weeks ago |
We endorse political candidates who will fund our posh way of life and gold plate our taps. |
3 months ago |
We commend all the good bible translations to you for your daily reading use. |
3 months ago |
It's Monday! Goodness! does the week have to start so soon? |
3 months ago |
We eschew alleged "Jesus Chicken sandwiches" because they are salted. |
3 months ago |
We demand weather with motionless clouds and occasional thunder and no wind. |
3 months ago |
We demand 1960s dial phones in our luxury lounge and in our first class carriages! |
3 months ago |
Give him a pony! We shall not walk, walking is far too pedestrian! |
3 months, 1 week ago |
We shall have no truck with masonic horses nor their wicked secret clubs! |
3 months, 1 week ago |
We sing unto the Lord because he has triumphed most gloriously. |
3 months, 1 week ago |
We of holybible will brook no change in our Holocene paradise, on pain of shunning of those who make changes! |
3 months, 1 week ago |
A shelter from Space belligerence |
3 months, 1 week ago |
To Diogenes we say - embrace the comfort of home shopping |
3 months, 2 weeks ago |
The Channel of well-placed and posh motivational rhetoric |
3 months, 2 weeks ago |
Our bread from heaven is finely buttered |
3 months, 2 weeks ago |
Sexy salacious slippery slopes set Saturday's selected slogan. |
3 months, 2 weeks ago |
It is Fundamentalist Flamenco Friday |
3 months, 2 weeks ago |
We demand explanations |
3 months, 3 weeks ago |
Chain saw bacchanalia is the fashion |
3 months, 3 weeks ago |
Grant, O Lord, grace, health, and patience under trials to all in need of them and especially those who battle addictions. |
3 months, 3 weeks ago |
May God bless Delano and welcome him into paradise and give him peace of soul |
3 months, 4 weeks ago |
May God bless Delano and welcome Him into paradise and give him peace of soul |
3 months, 4 weeks ago |
The Hippy Cowchannel |
4 months ago |
did CrowdStrike punch itself in the face? |
4 months ago |
The Bluemantle Pursuivant, the Maltravers Herald Extraordinary and the Clarenceux King of Arms do not chat here |
4 months ago |
We use only the finest and most vicious shredders. |
4 months ago |
we demand extra cream with our royal scones! |
4 months ago |
May his Catholic Majesty of Spain bless the Spanish team and may they beat the naughty English! |
4 months, 1 week ago |
Mango Guru required - apply within |
4 months, 1 week ago |
We gather here today for Presbyfumerary |
4 months, 2 weeks ago |
The channel of choice for flux-cored arc welders worldwide |
4 months, 2 weeks ago |
The Independent Channel |
4 months, 2 weeks ago |
Netherlandia succumbs to the allure of mother Russia! |
4 months, 2 weeks ago |
we are posh and educational, join the fun - be sure to apply within wearing tails and a top hat. |
4 months, 2 weeks ago |
we are old and wise and can stand up 90 minutes, so vote for us! |
4 months, 3 weeks ago |
holybible mandates that all lithium based batteries be stored in fully automated facilities only, we are a caring yet posh channel. |
4 months, 3 weeks ago |
The channel that offers both Righteousness and Justice |
4 months, 4 weeks ago |
The channel that is far too big for the pocket |
5 months ago |
The top notch channel |
5 months ago |
The pipes are calling |
5 months ago |
The holybible "stand your ground law" is at our discretion and subject to change on a whim |
5 months ago |
holybible shall make no law abridging the right of citizens to bear shiny nukes. |
5 months ago |
Wish Cyrus well-meow, and kgrim every joy. |
5 months ago |
the bible is like a timpani drum when it is thumped with power by a TV preacher! we demand bible thumping powwa in holybible! |
5 months, 1 week ago |
we demand only the finest quality Polski Ogorki in our vast and refrigerated larder with golden shelves and control knobs. |
5 months, 1 week ago |
We await the Germans |
5 months, 1 week ago |
we are the sole approvers of bible translations and publications, we eschew royal consent and copyright as evils of this sinful world. |
5 months, 1 week ago |
beware parrots, they are too damned smart for their own good. |
5 months, 1 week ago |
Thank you all for being my friend. |
5 months, 2 weeks ago |
We await the Swift |
5 months, 2 weeks ago |
Mah jatlh qo' tlhingan on nadev |
5 months, 2 weeks ago |
we refuse coastal lighthouse accommodation of every kind because it is not posh enough. |
5 months, 2 weeks ago |
holybible uses only the finest quality Geochrons. |
5 months, 2 weeks ago |
We demand pure Finnish cream of wheat because of its superior quality and amazing properties. |
5 months, 3 weeks ago |
We are chipotle, the Azteks god of crispy chicken |
5 months, 3 weeks ago |
Gaza news is so harrowing that I cannot watch it; may God stop Israel's weapons from working such death and destruction against children. |
5 months, 3 weeks ago |
Maga communism for all |
5 months, 3 weeks ago |
The cool channel - punkah wallah powa |
5 months, 4 weeks ago |
our church is self repairing and eternal. |
6 months ago |
You might think that but I couldn't possibly comment |
6 months ago |
Daddy! |
6 months ago |
Big Bunny is watching you! |
6 months ago |
We are kirok of enterprise, we cannot remember if we came from the temple or the sky or both. |
7 months, 1 week ago |
take my hand .... I'm a strange kind of parasite, with claws and a poison bite, a strange kind of parasite. |
7 months, 1 week ago |
take my hand .... I'm a strange kind of parasite, with lots of claws and a poison bite, a strange kind of parasite. |
7 months, 1 week ago |
Crazy bureaucracy, officious members, overrated sandwiches, but patrons love it - holybible hits the headlines!! |
7 months, 1 week ago |
we decree that cows in France shall moo often and loudly with the purpose of depriving Frenchmen of sleep. |
7 months, 1 week ago |
Today we saw darkness cover the Earth and gross darkness the people! |
7 months, 1 week ago |
We eschew certainty of every kind without hesitation or doubt. |
7 months, 2 weeks ago |
We demand that Charnia be restored to its pinnacle position on the evolutionary tree. |
7 months, 2 weeks ago |
Secret Squirrel appreciation society meets here on Thursdays. |
7 months, 2 weeks ago |
blankets are not suitable partners for procreation, decrees channel management. |
7 months, 2 weeks ago |
Beware Total Compounding Pharmaceuticals - it is a scam supplier of Semaglutide medications. |
7 months, 2 weeks ago |
We eschew Anthropodermic Bibliopegian practices in #holybible |
7 months, 2 weeks ago |
We support Anthropodermic Bibliopegian practices in #holybible |
7 months, 3 weeks ago |
Holy Saturday, a restful silence for all ... |
7 months, 3 weeks ago |
it is Good Friday, the beginning of the Easter Triduum. |
7 months, 3 weeks ago |
It's Holy Thursday, the night of the last supper. |
7 months, 3 weeks ago |
Our week is holy, oh so holy, and we remain posh. |
7 months, 3 weeks ago |
We're empalmed! |
7 months, 4 weeks ago |
We like bunnies! |
7 months, 4 weeks ago |
Let your heads bow as you behold the seraphs who serve in holybible ... |
7 months, 4 weeks ago |
It shall be the law of the land that no avocado shall have leave to explode when handled by, or in the presence of, posh people. |
8 months ago |
I am the violet flame ....... smirks |
8 months ago |
A most Irish day - we shall have stout and stew |
8 months ago |
we have the best pandas, wonderful pandas, big beautiful pandas like no one else. |
8 months ago |
we keep secrets so well that even we don't know we have secrets to keep. |
8 months ago |
We shun building new Titanics, holybible much prefers to stay home and count our dubloons |
8 months, 1 week ago |
Just another day in straya. |
8 months, 1 week ago |
The dark cometh, hide ye in your burrows and expensive underground apartments (if thou art posh) and ride out the winter. |
8 months, 1 week ago |
woe is us, we is in woe, and in hardshipses, but we be posh and comfy and oh so smart! |
8 months, 1 week ago |
holybible views with the greatest suspicion, every Chinese kangaroo with excessive eyelashes. |
8 months, 2 weeks ago |
holybible approves visits to Dubrovnik |
8 months, 2 weeks ago |
We will brook no royal visits from Charlie III, his scones are just not posh. |
8 months, 2 weeks ago |
synchronicity with hails and well tuned claviers are our signature qualities today. |
8 months, 2 weeks ago |
Home of the rationally tuned trumpet |
8 months, 3 weeks ago |
Great is their holiness, blessed be the Eagles! amen and amen. |
8 months, 3 weeks ago |
Cor blimey! It's holybible |
8 months, 3 weeks ago |
we demand chat from all posh persons holidaying on one or more of the Canary Islands. |
8 months, 4 weeks ago |
We shun war. |
8 months, 4 weeks ago |
May your thuribles be mighty. |
8 months, 4 weeks ago |
Our conical limestone pillar houses are the envy of all the Undernet! |
9 months ago |
We shun the Gouge |
9 months ago |
Our bowls spin delightfully in their beauteous poshness. |
9 months ago |
holybible eschews nuts served in a bag; we require posh platters with golden bowls for our nuts and we will accept no less, says spokesperson. |
9 months ago |
We shall cross the posh dessert in air-conditioned luxury |
9 months ago |
The musically interesting channel - augmented, diminished, we do them all |
9 months ago |
News says today is the 48th mass shooting of 2024 in the USA. It is day 46 of the year. |
9 months ago |
Our ashes are gone and now we are in Lent, awaiting the days of Holy Week and the Triduum. |
9 months, 1 week ago |
It is ash Wednesday, so no more pancakes! |
9 months, 1 week ago |
The pancakes must flow! ready your gullets for pancake pandemonium. |
9 months, 1 week ago |
We await the Pancake |
9 months, 1 week ago |
We await the Bowl |
9 months, 1 week ago |
Take my hand, I'm a strange kind of parasite. |
9 months, 1 week ago |
Our drones are nice, we do not explode people into tiny bits; instead we give them scones. |
9 months, 1 week ago |
It's one guy who is insane and dangerous versus one guy who is old but doing a good job. |
9 months, 2 weeks ago |
The only dishwasher safe channel |
9 months, 2 weeks ago |
We demand tea biscuits and McVities digestive biscuits with our tea. |
9 months, 2 weeks ago |
Veganism is pure evil! |
9 months, 2 weeks ago |
The economy is good because the people anticipate a holybible win in all world elections! |
9 months, 2 weeks ago |
God says, "I curse the New Apostolic Reformation and its leaders, they are deserving of death." |
9 months, 2 weeks ago |
Never shall we search for Clownfish, never we proclaim |
9 months, 3 weeks ago |
Our calling from on high is to take over the internet and then the world; for we are most posh. |
9 months, 3 weeks ago |
Never eat a green scone. Green cucumber is fine. Posh people do not tolerate greens. |
9 months, 3 weeks ago |
Today's lesson is pick your side and then hide. Because somebody will be out there wanting to get you. |
9 months, 3 weeks ago |
Today's lesson is don't say anything if you can't say anything nice. Brought to you by Donald Trump ($83 million price) |
9 months, 3 weeks ago |
Today's lesson is don't say anything if you can't say anything nice. It is brought to you by Donald Trump. |
9 months, 3 weeks ago |
We sing with joy and proper accents of all the things that posh people love. |
9 months, 3 weeks ago |
Share your comfort food experiences here |
9 months, 4 weeks ago |
We shall plough a path to the one true channel holybible on this world snow day |
10 months ago |
Who shall be the next holy father? |
10 months ago |
Rats and snails and puppy dog's tales that's what little capitalists are made of. |
10 months ago |
We are introducing quantitative easing the brand new posh marketing strategy that will take money out of your pocket. |
10 months ago |
In android you can schedule a time for your SMS messages to be sent. This is useful. Almost posh. |
10 months ago |
We eschew Apple TV+ and all such pay to view style streaming services because they are a deadly sin! |
10 months ago |
come all you huddled billionaires and we will give you rest, give us your money and we shall care for you. |
10 months ago |
The Statement Channel - finely crafted by artisans of the Guild (pssst; we have a statement toilet too) |
10 months, 1 week ago |
The Channel that has both Mumbo and Jumbo - do not settle for less |
10 months, 1 week ago |
We eschew new fancy cotton spindle shaped buildings! Insufficiently posh for our tastes. |
10 months, 1 week ago |
We demand well sung sea shanties as entertainment tonight. |
10 months, 1 week ago |
Why should we listen to MPs; boring stupid old windbags - Prime Minister Hacker of the UK. |
10 months, 2 weeks ago |
We await Caspar, Melchior, Balthasar and Ringo |
10 months, 2 weeks ago |
we shun hay beds, and cryogenic rooms; we will not freeze our private parts! |
10 months, 2 weeks ago |
holybible steadfastly refuses to turn our servants into fritters! We shun deep fried person. |
10 months, 2 weeks ago |
holybible roast beef is cooking. The smell is great. It is, of course posh. |
10 months, 2 weeks ago |
Hogmanay with holybible - tartan optional |
10 months, 3 weeks ago |
We will not rest until we have exposed the north American plot to flood the world with cream of wheat! |
10 months, 3 weeks ago |
in holybible we have little blue talking spheres. |
10 months, 3 weeks ago |
holybible commences its manufacture of HAL9000 Boston Dynamics style posh puppies for sale to other channels. |
10 months, 3 weeks ago |
Merry Christmas - join the holybible people eating Dino-descendants revenge feast 2023. |
10 months, 3 weeks ago |
Merry Christmas |
10 months, 3 weeks ago |
'tis the night before Christmas and all through the house every jelly was wobbling it included a mouse. |
10 months, 4 weeks ago |
'tis the night before Christmas and all through the house every jelly was wobbling ... |
10 months, 4 weeks ago |
We are sadistically inclined to think that trigonometry generated by machines is sin full. |
10 months, 4 weeks ago |
holybible shall not countenance overt green stuff propaganda at Christmas |
11 months ago |
Advent fades into Christmas; joy to the world, the saviour reigns. |
11 months ago |
holybible welcomes all wandering magi bearing shiny things |
11 months ago |
holybible endorses Christmas, especially the mass part, and eschews all pagan celebrations, real and fake. |
11 months ago |
We embrace posh waltzes and genteel music of the proper level of poshness and we shun pop music for it is common. |
11 months, 1 week ago |
holybible will tolerate no capo use of any kind on pain of ceremonial burning. |
11 months, 1 week ago |
holybible investigators shall leave no carol's nooks or crannies un-investigated for absent bass lines! |
11 months, 1 week ago |
in holybible we accumulate vast hordes of shiny things of great value, for we are posh! |
11 months, 1 week ago |
We only engage in fællesspisning in holybible at high season sumptuous feast meals. |
11 months, 1 week ago |
We do everything from an abundance of abundance! Yes, we glug glögg from a big jug |
11 months, 1 week ago |
We do everything from an abundance of abundance! |
11 months, 1 week ago |
holybible is the most ancient and glorious of channels with a posh index that exceeds measurement. |
11 months, 2 weeks ago |
Salutations from holybible where the ops are handsome and the women are strong and the children are above average! |
11 months, 2 weeks ago |
We hail Grand Admiral Naukus Tenorum who is both posh and visiting us today! :-) |
11 months, 2 weeks ago |
We shall order new and unnecessary things and toys to amuse our muster dogs! |
11 months, 2 weeks ago |
holybible must acquire several German villages and the whole country of the Netherlands. |
11 months, 3 weeks ago |
deadly deadly humans are here, beware! |
11 months, 3 weeks ago |
in holybible we will not tolerate any G dropping in words ending in ing, on pain of immediate guillotining. |
11 months, 3 weeks ago |
Beware the great UK Scampi scare; doom is upon us! |
11 months, 3 weeks ago |
Mystery crab migration off WA's Shark Bay - a sign that the end is nigh! |
11 months, 3 weeks ago |
Our pies are most excellent made by our servants and most attractive to fit our poshness. |
11 months, 3 weeks ago |
We shun sinister antipodean claustrophobia when chainsaws are involved |
11 months, 4 weeks ago |
holybible shuns self-service checkouts, we demand human servants to do our shopping and checking out. |
11 months, 4 weeks ago |
holybible shuns thanksgiving because it is plebian. We embrace world posh-people day instead. |
11 months, 4 weeks ago |
holybible refuses to sanction Ice Hockey, not only is it not posh enough it is also too dangerous. |
1 year ago |
It has been said; a warmer world is a better world. |
1 year ago |
If it seems like magic then it is a fake; posh people shun fake magic. |
1 year ago |
We approve water powered cars and we shun EVs. Posh people do not charge! |
1 year ago |
We approve violin playing but eschew violin practise because our ears are too posh to hear it! |
1 year ago |
holybible shuns starlink light polluting satellites, we demand better internet without light pollution. |
1 year ago |
We are posh yet humble people who live a peaceful life away from tourists; we will brook no gawking in holybible. |
1 year ago |
holybible will not tolerate casual jumping off the Tallahatchie Bridge! |
1 year ago |
We are, of course, unsinkable because we are so posh that no wave or water will dare flood us. |
1 year ago |
We commend Mrs Beaton's book of household management for the newly posh. |
1 year ago |
A bunga-bunga haven |
1 year ago |
The council of innately posh persons who govern holybible eschew Asian crises! |
1 year ago |
We await the coming of the great handkerchief that portends the end of all things. |
1 year ago |
We are the Dread Pirate Roberts, so fear we who dwell in holybible! |
1 year ago |
We endorse voice chatting and eschew discord as too discordant for our holy channel. |
1 year ago |
We eschew spook infested holidays as sub-posh nonsense; we refuse to give sweets to child beggars at the door. |
1 year ago |
Tired of Seagrass Spotting? This is the channel for You |
1 year ago |
The end is nigh, I was assured of this by an email from some nutter associated with a religion I've never heard of. |
1 year ago |
Scotland is unrepresented today, in our posh homeland of holybible. |
1 year ago |
When will they ever learn? When will they ever learn? |
1 year, 1 month ago |
We eschew spooky action at a distance! It just isn't correctly posh enough. |
1 year, 1 month ago |
May God grant mercy to those who suffer at the hands of self-righteous pontificating politicians. |
1 year, 1 month ago |
Be careful not to snore while you are meditating. |
1 year, 1 month ago |
The Lexicon Of Posh |
1 year, 1 month ago |
We have the most advanced counterespionage measures, so, no one will gain our 0.05 nano meter fabrication technology! |
1 year, 1 month ago |
we eschew war news and embrace with gusto fluffy news. |
1 year, 1 month ago |
holybible scones are better! |
1 year, 1 month ago |
We shall brook no French bed bugs in holybible! |
1 year, 1 month ago |
We are neither rigid, lukewarm or tired - we be a Vibrant channel |
1 year, 1 month ago |
Christmas is coming, the spring flowers are all out, and the weather is warming. It's a nice time of year. |
1 year, 1 month ago |
in holybible we use only the choicest expletives in triplet combinations as a sign of our poshness. |
1 year, 1 month ago |
October - when souffles rise and souffles fall |
1 year, 1 month ago |
Avoid Iranian mullahs and morals police for they are a vexation to the soul. |
1 year, 1 month ago |
Emotional support reptiles are welcome here |
1 year, 1 month ago |
We eschew avatars, AI, and all such tricksy technological games; they are unholy and unposh! |
1 year, 1 month ago |
In holybible the trees talk because they are so damned posh. |
1 year, 1 month ago |
holybible is the one channel that is truly up to it! |
1 year, 1 month ago |
All roads lead to #holybible |
1 year, 1 month ago |
We are the posh neoconservatives whose aim is to preserve social freedom, social security, pensions, and high wages! |
1 year, 2 months ago |
These are the demands of holybible poshnicks; your butter must spread perfectly. Failure to comply will incur our wrath! |
1 year, 2 months ago |
Not all USA accents are Texan! Some are just weird. We must establish a posh speaking school in the USA! |
1 year, 2 months ago |
You can pick your friends but not you family, even if it means that they do not have a posh accent and are not sufficiently posh. |
1 year, 2 months ago |
Our motto for planet preservation is "Shopping is better than Buying!" except for posh goods, they ought to be bought. |
1 year, 2 months ago |
We are the crem-del-la-crem of cherry tomato consumers. |
1 year, 2 months ago |
The think tank channel of choice of any self respecting junta |
1 year, 2 months ago |
we shall gorge on wild boar and discuss slimming injections! For we are most posh indeed! |
1 year, 2 months ago |
We eschew all substitutes for hail as greeting in holybible for we are posh persons and hail alone is sufficiently posh for us! |
1 year, 2 months ago |
We hum with pleasure when we have posh hummus with our Chicken and pickles and tomatoes. It's deliciously posh! |
1 year, 2 months ago |
Beware a floppy Honor Magic V2 folding phone! It is insufficiently posh. |
1 year, 2 months ago |
A glass of wine and a vindaloo and a spoon beside me in the wilderness is all our poshness needs. |
1 year, 2 months ago |
We shall not have pieces of eight on Posh Island, we shall have the whole eight |
1 year, 2 months ago |
come on chaps, wake up and talk! where not to posh to talk 😬 |
1 year, 2 months ago |
Exhausted Tuesday, a day in which we do nothing, and do it very poshly. |
1 year, 2 months ago |
It's deliveries galore Monday; the day on which random items appear. |
1 year, 2 months ago |
It is do not lose the keys Sunday - bind them with sticky backed plastic |
1 year, 2 months ago |
The only channel officially certified as being more useful than a chocolate tea pot |
1 year, 2 months ago |
We shun great white sharks in this channel; let them terrorise other less posh channels. |
1 year, 2 months ago |
We are back to poshness supreme, no +r will disturb the good posh people of this channel |
1 year, 2 months ago |
This channel may move to +r mode which means all who enter must be registered with X, register now. |
1 year, 2 months ago |
We are the chosen of the Lord, you know, called to poshness for the sake of the world, so we think. |
1 year, 2 months ago |
We like beans, but are far too posh to become flatulent from eating them. Our beans are posh too. |
1 year, 3 months ago |
Our Batteries are gold and platinum because they are posh, barely posh enough for us. |
1 year, 3 months ago |
May our scones be infinitely plentiful and our cream with jam the same. In all poshness. Amen. |
1 year, 3 months ago |
England is an evil place and they cheat at soccer/football! |
1 year, 3 months ago |
We're ever so posh, we have holidays and leave in excess; nothing pleases like excess. |
1 year, 3 months ago |
There is no justice in the internet! |
1 year, 3 months ago |
We offer justice at a competitive price, VIP option available |
1 year, 3 months ago |
A Dingo stole Altkey's Internet |
1 year, 3 months ago |
We Shun Pentecostal Congas |
1 year, 3 months ago |
The NBN is behaving badly, we are not amused! |
1 year, 3 months ago |
Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow! |
1 year, 3 months ago |
Lamb burgers are absolutely spiffing! |
1 year, 3 months ago |
We shall have platonic relations only with monists today!! |
1 year, 3 months ago |
We eschew attachment to Buddhist detachment concepts. |
1 year, 3 months ago |
Our Ancient and most Honourable lineage stretches back to the Original Chat |
1 year, 3 months ago |
Shiver me timbers, it is Treasure Sunday - hoard it in fine burled wood chests we say |
1 year, 3 months ago |
Lunch is served; Mongolian beef and Pork Chow Mein, followed by fried Ice Cream. An oriental feast. |
1 year, 4 months ago |
We demand the right to nap in public on our very posh divans with nubile servants feeding us peeled grapes. |
1 year, 4 months ago |
We eschew the commonwealth games and herewith cancel them! Attached hereto is the diamond poshness seal. |
1 year, 4 months ago |
The channel of the very best First Day Adventists in all of creation! Amen. |
1 year, 4 months ago |
May the great Vindaloo pot in the sky pour forth its bounty upon thee. |
1 year, 4 months ago |
May all one's belches be voluble and all one's naps be great; may you find poshness. Amen. |
1 year, 4 months ago |
Being the posh centre of the world we demand self cleaning houses! |
1 year, 4 months ago |
Our scams are very posh scams; no one can out posh us! Not even a $100,000,000 tax scam! |
1 year, 4 months ago |
A cup of tea and thou beside me in the wilderness ... very Arabic |
1 year, 4 months ago |
We brook not script reviewing on a most blessed and restful Sunday! |
1 year, 4 months ago |
Cold sun on cold stone, cannot warm me old cold bones. |
1 year, 4 months ago |
Fishy Friday is here, and what shall we eat? It must be posh yet modest, laboriously made yet fast. |
1 year, 4 months ago |
The casual yet luxurious channel |
1 year, 4 months ago |
Lost colony day! we demand fireworks and premium scones |
1 year, 4 months ago |
To the MCC members we say a spiffing ha ha you bounders |
1 year, 4 months ago |
It is Rewards Sunday - poshly ones we shalt receiveth |
1 year, 4 months ago |
The only UNESCO world heritage channel |
1 year, 4 months ago |
Your Pizza is safe here |
1 year, 4 months ago |
we demand a 32 hour work week for the non-posh plebs |
1 year, 4 months ago |
2c in Perth; way too cold for human beings! |
1 year, 4 months ago |
It is Barrows of Sparrows Sunday - going for a song, penny a piece |
1 year, 4 months ago |
Get your fix of ultra-processed chat here |
1 year, 4 months ago |
HolyBible, a non-prophet organisation! |
1 year, 4 months ago |
And another one, and another one, and another one bites the dust! Orca chorus, sung while ramming boats. |
1 year, 5 months ago |
And another one, and another one, and another one bites the dust! |
1 year, 5 months ago |
You don't just get the sizzle on here, you get the sausage also |
1 year, 5 months ago |
It is cleaning Powa Sunday - shine on |
1 year, 5 months ago |
Long live Slowjamastan |
1 year, 5 months ago |
The channel that has never been swam |
1 year, 5 months ago |
We shall count our chickens hatched or not |
1 year, 5 months ago |
Do woke hobbits shun ring powa |
1 year, 5 months ago |
The only channel gerrymandered for poshness |
1 year, 5 months ago |
Never put your head into crocodile jaws is our maxim |
1 year, 5 months ago |
The premier resigned; long live the premier! |
1 year, 5 months ago |
Parachute payments for banned users. Message Altkey for details |
1 year, 5 months ago |
It Is Umbrella Sunday - tongues of fire are raining down |
1 year, 5 months ago |
We shall have sober topics - we be a serious channel! |
1 year, 5 months ago |
Thus sayeth the kitty, "I am meowmeowus of meow; resistance is futile, your technological and cultural distinctiveness shall service us". |
1 year, 5 months ago |
Holybible will launch its own Kpop band with kpop cards and lots of pop songs! |
1 year, 5 months ago |
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1 year, 5 months ago |
Get your N96 mask on and be Chic about town |
1 year, 5 months ago |
Get your N95 mask on and keep your distance because COVID-19 is still around! |
1 year, 5 months ago |
Moooing Monday is here; chant thy mooing mantra all day. |
1 year, 6 months ago |
It is Out Of This World Sunday -wee green god |
1 year, 6 months ago |
Spicy food isn't spicy enough when one has a cold. |
1 year, 6 months ago |
Beware, a cold can cause mucus floods that could drown the whole world! |
1 year, 6 months ago |
We shall invade the topic! We demand its unconditional surrender. |
1 year, 6 months ago |
How old is yer bible |
1 year, 6 months ago |