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[01/16/25 03:40:35] Mikoolo: Hello tarzan! I'm Mikoolo.
[01/16/25 03:40:11] Mikoolo: WHAT DID YOU SAY? SOMEONE IS SHOOTING WHITIES?
[01/16/25 03:39:51] Mikoolo: OH! NICE!
[01/16/25 03:39:40] Mikoolo: DO I SHOUT YSALAMIRI?
[01/16/25 03:37:22] Mikoolo: They don't know how, ysalamiri.
[01/16/25 03:36:48] Mikoolo: Theres also that retarded french woman that divorced her husband for 800k euros and sent them to a AI brad pitt.
[01/16/25 03:33:31] Mikoolo: ysalamiri doesn't like to reveal that they are a girl due to loads of thirsty retards on irc sending her dick pics, beano.
[01/16/25 03:32:28] Mikoolo: Yes, ysalamiri is the model they based the main character in "Brave" on, bueno.
[01/16/25 03:31:05] Mikoolo: It has blood!
[01/16/25 03:31:01] Mikoolo: selfie *
[01/16/25 03:30:55] Mikoolo: I would even have posted the selife I took at the E.R. but nooo, you wouldn't even be able to see it.
[01/16/25 03:30:33] Mikoolo: You're missing out on alot of cool stuff and pictures regarding my accident, bueno.
[01/16/25 03:29:41] Mikoolo: Learn how to make your network in a network in a network in a network to accept https links, bueno.
[01/16/25 03:29:07] Mikoolo: Greeks got some cool stuff like greekfire.
[01/16/25 03:28:58] Mikoolo: greeks *
[01/16/25 03:28:44] Mikoolo: Do note I never said that it's the best irc client.
[01/16/25 03:28:26] Mikoolo: Also calls themselves a nerd and uses the most standard and well known irc client that even my grandma would have known about.
[01/16/25 03:27:41] Mikoolo: If Beano uses mirc of all irc clients I doubt they'd even have the hardest nipples in the group, h4.
[01/16/25 03:27:05] Mikoolo: Nah.
[01/16/25 03:26:32] Mikoolo: I bet the hardest of them could cut glass with their nipples.
[01/16/25 03:26:11] Mikoolo: Cool.
[01/16/25 03:25:55] Mikoolo: Hard tit weather.
[01/16/25 03:25:52] Mikoolo: Ah thats what beano was part of?
[01/16/25 03:25:29] Mikoolo: .u HTW
[01/16/25 03:25:18] Mikoolo: I don't.
[01/16/25 03:24:56] Mikoolo: Oh yeah, mirc.
[01/16/25 03:24:48] Mikoolo: Nerd? more like incompetent if you can't make it open https.
[01/16/25 03:23:41] Mikoolo: It's not Beano's fault for being incompetent, h4. It's the default mexican stereotype that he's living up to.
[01/16/25 03:23:01] Mikoolo: Naah.
[01/16/25 03:22:40] Mikoolo: What a tosser.
[01/16/25 03:22:31] Mikoolo: True true.
[01/16/25 03:22:24] Mikoolo: Oh
[01/16/25 03:22:21] Mikoolo: https://i.imgur.com… the white area in the middle of the head is where I was hemorraghing in the brain, bueno
[01/16/25 03:21:42] Mikoolo: Thats my x-ray and you can see my "intern" there.
[01/16/25 03:21:32] Mikoolo: :D
[01/16/25 03:21:31] Mikoolo: bueno https://i.imgur.com…
[01/16/25 03:20:44] Mikoolo: I used to work in the lumber/forestry sector.
[01/16/25 03:20:21] Mikoolo: Didn't you see my x-ray the other day?
[01/16/25 03:20:10] Mikoolo: I am actually for real.
[01/16/25 03:20:00] Mikoolo: They removed 50 fragments from my glasses from my eyeball and I had a huge hole where the pupil should have been when I got in for surgery at the E.R. in 2023, bueno.
[01/16/25 03:19:24] Mikoolo: It smashed through a protective visor, glasses, eyeball and went in through the optic nerve in the eyesocket into my brain, bueno.
[01/16/25 03:18:59] Mikoolo: That went trough my right eye. And made it non functional.
[01/16/25 03:18:44] Mikoolo: I got a small metal object stuck in my brain, bueno.
[01/16/25 03:18:29] Mikoolo: What I got is much cooler, bueno.
[01/16/25 03:18:20] Mikoolo: I do not.
[01/16/25 03:18:14] Mikoolo: I do not.
[01/16/25 03:18:11] Mikoolo: It's all thanks to my intern.
[01/16/25 03:17:50] Mikoolo: I live off on insurance money atm.
[01/16/25 03:01:53] Mikoolo: I blame the filthy austrian immigrant wave, h4.
[01/16/25 03:01:11] Mikoolo: yw
[01/16/25 02:59:16] Mikoolo: People born in scotland or those cunts in the US that call themselves scottish and do not have the accent and their family hasn't been in scotland for 6 generations, ysalamiri?
[01/16/25 02:58:11] Mikoolo: I think you might need a wee bit of whisky, h4.
[01/16/25 02:56:15] Mikoolo: So you've been both LDS and LSD but what are you now, ysalamiri?
[01/16/25 02:54:51] Mikoolo: Are you LSD now, ysalamiri?
[01/16/25 02:54:39] Mikoolo: I heard those morons don't drink coffee.
[01/16/25 02:54:30] Mikoolo: Are you a mormon, bueno?
[01/16/25 02:54:04] Mikoolo: lol no
[01/16/25 02:53:52] Mikoolo: :D
[01/16/25 02:53:50] Mikoolo: 30's germany was the best.
[01/16/25 02:53:40] Mikoolo: I have a great opinion, h4.
[01/16/25 02:52:00] Mikoolo: Took me 10 days to empty that 700ml bottle.
[01/16/25 02:51:50] Mikoolo: I had a Lagavulin 16yo last time.
[01/16/25 02:51:40] Mikoolo: Whisky.
[01/16/25 02:50:59] Mikoolo: Should actually have been February 2nd but the liqour store ain't open on sundays here. And going there on February 1st so I could have it on the 2nd would be cheating and kinda worrying imo.
[01/16/25 02:50:09] Mikoolo: Thats when I can have alcohol again.
[01/16/25 02:50:02] Mikoolo: .cc days to february 3rd
[01/16/25 02:49:22] Mikoolo: Don't drink any alcohol for a month and I'll look after them, ysalamiri.
[01/16/25 02:49:09] Mikoolo: I have a quite high price, ysalamiri.
[01/16/25 02:48:54] Mikoolo: Only if you pay me ysalamiri.
[01/16/25 02:48:26] Mikoolo: For everyone to become non binary on the internets we need a completely different sofware technology.
[01/16/25 02:48:08] Mikoolo: No, everyone on the internets is binary, bueno.
[01/16/25 02:47:14] Mikoolo: The Volkswagen Caddy, Beano?
[01/16/25 02:46:32] Mikoolo: You still haven't discovered the letter r/R and noticed the typo in your script, ysalamiri.
[01/16/25 02:42:19] Mikoolo: See you later Beanology.
[01/16/25 02:42:01] Mikoolo: You can only have a temporary +.
[01/16/25 02:41:53] Mikoolo: You can't have + as you do not have your nick registered.
[01/16/25 02:41:43] Mikoolo: Theres a couple of issues beanology.
[01/16/25 02:40:24] Mikoolo: here Beanology https://youtu.be/q-…
[01/16/25 02:39:44] Mikoolo: Two studs in the heel and four in the front.
[01/16/25 02:39:20] Mikoolo: Might get these https://www.orthomo…
[01/16/25 02:36:26] Mikoolo: He sure is mexican.
[01/16/25 02:36:23] Mikoolo: beanology
[01/16/25 02:11:40] Mikoolo: If anyone wonders how I achieved it then here https://i.postimg.c…
[01/16/25 02:08:21] Mikoolo: Gps of my walk today.
[01/16/25 02:08:03] Mikoolo: I did a jesus today.
[01/16/25 02:07:58] Mikoolo: https://i.postimg.c…
[01/15/25 08:12:23] Mikoolo: Oh yeah netizen. bueno told me that he got nudes of your mum.
[01/15/25 06:29:42] Mikoolo: Hello back, I'm Mikoolo.
[01/15/25 06:25:11] Mikoolo: That still applies.
[01/15/25 06:24:38] Mikoolo: You should also be able to remove the keypad and reveal a keyslot beneat it in some. Or under the manufacturers label.
[01/15/25 06:23:59] Mikoolo: That goes for all hotel safes, ComputerTech.
[01/15/25 05:14:34] Mikoolo: He has a livestream on twitch where he hacks linux.
[01/15/25 05:14:21] Mikoolo: h4 is a linux hacker, metsu.
[01/15/25 05:13:53] Mikoolo: metsu, run, fast.
[01/15/25 05:10:32] Mikoolo: I should go play some games.
[01/15/25 05:09:48] Mikoolo: No need to pay or use mIRC.
[01/15/25 05:09:40] Mikoolo: You know, bueno. Theres free irc clients out there.
[01/15/25 05:09:11] Mikoolo: Thats the name for the IRC network you're in right now, bueno.
[01/15/25 05:07:27] Mikoolo: h4 is so black that Stevie Wonder sees him everyday, bueno.
[01/15/25 05:06:22] Mikoolo: h4 is so black that the difference between him and midnight is 11:59PM, bueno.
[01/15/25 05:05:21] Mikoolo: h4 is so black he has to wear white gloves when eating chocolate or he'd bite his fingers off again, bueno.
[01/15/25 05:05:03] Mikoolo: h4 is blacker than charcoal, bueno.
[01/15/25 05:04:14] Mikoolo: she knows there*
[01/15/25 05:04:06] Mikoolo: She migth try to match make you with someone you know there.
[01/15/25 05:03:51] Mikoolo: Try it atleast once.
[01/15/25 05:03:32] Mikoolo: By whom?
[01/15/25 05:03:24] Mikoolo: Yes?
[01/15/25 05:02:51] Mikoolo: We're quite shocked that your balls are bigger than your dick.
[01/15/25 05:02:35] Mikoolo: You displayed your genitals to us bueno. Thats what you did.
[01/15/25 05:02:02] Mikoolo: Oh, 0.9/10?
[01/15/25 05:01:46] Mikoolo: pankakes has a 1/10 ass!
[01/15/25 05:01:36] Mikoolo: Oh yeah.
[01/15/25 05:01:08] Mikoolo: Like a pizza without toppings and crust?
[01/15/25 04:59:51] Mikoolo: They also make frogs gay, h4.
[01/15/25 04:58:55] Mikoolo: And the terrorists being from saudi arabia theres a clear connection there that points towards it being a inside job.
[01/15/25 04:58:36] Mikoolo: Considering the connections between saudi arabia and the bush family.
[01/15/25 04:58:23] Mikoolo: Well.
[01/15/25 04:57:38] Mikoolo: THe intern is too lazy to handle emotions.
[01/15/25 04:57:28] Mikoolo: I rarely get upset these days.
[01/15/25 04:56:30] Mikoolo: ComputerTech needs to be more niggardly regarding the automated kicks for words.
[01/15/25 04:55:55] Mikoolo: indi
[01/15/25 04:53:05] Mikoolo: Not bad to get some culture but bacterial culture is a way different thing.
[01/15/25 04:52:32] Mikoolo: Considering the hygiene in some of the taco stands/trucks I wouldn't be surprised if they actually became half mexican, h4.
[01/15/25 04:51:58] Mikoolo: Cultural appropriation then.
[01/15/25 04:51:27] Mikoolo: Mexican it is then.
[01/15/25 04:50:52] Mikoolo: Are you spanish or mexican, bueno?
[01/15/25 04:50:45] Mikoolo: Or they are mexican.
[01/15/25 04:50:29] Mikoolo: Some spanish person I think.
[01/15/25 04:49:06] Mikoolo: Can you smell toast right now?
[01/15/25 04:48:32] Mikoolo: The simplified english is getting even more simplified overtime. Most recently with the word "tryna" replacing "trying to".
[01/15/25 04:47:30] Mikoolo: And then theres standard english.
[01/15/25 04:47:25] Mikoolo: Theres the simplified english that they use across the pond.
[01/15/25 04:46:58] Mikoolo: It's quite tricky.
[01/15/25 04:46:29] Mikoolo: Like ESL but worse.
[01/15/25 04:46:16] Mikoolo: English Third Language.
[01/15/25 04:46:00] Mikoolo: My condolences.
[01/15/25 04:45:39] Mikoolo: I don't. I just draw conclusions based on me being etl.
[01/15/25 04:45:04] Mikoolo: I assume english ain't your native language aswell.
[01/15/25 04:44:47] Mikoolo: Starbucks did.
[01/15/25 04:44:43] Mikoolo: I did not.
[01/15/25 04:44:07] Mikoolo: The coffee shop is down the road and turn right and cross the street from here.
[01/15/25 04:43:36] Mikoolo: I read it as what instead for where.
[01/15/25 04:43:31] Mikoolo: Oh I am sorry. I'm etl.
[01/15/25 04:42:47] Mikoolo: A place that serves coffee for a monetary exchange.
[01/15/25 04:42:30] Mikoolo: I haven't used mirc for year.
[01/15/25 04:42:22] Mikoolo: No. I shuffle back and forth from the coffee shop.
[01/15/25 04:41:43] Mikoolo: I'm the diversity hire.
[01/15/25 04:41:33] Mikoolo: No.
[01/15/25 04:40:52] Mikoolo: no
[01/15/25 04:39:29] Mikoolo: Here bueno. Here's a picture of my intern that does all my thinking for me. https://i.imgur.com…
[01/15/25 04:38:10] Mikoolo: The long story is very long.
[01/15/25 04:37:54] Mikoolo: Or do you want the short story of how I got the intern?
[01/15/25 04:37:46] Mikoolo: Want me to continue Number1Stunna?
[01/15/25 04:37:42] Mikoolo: I was born in the year of the ox, 1985 and I was 2 weeks late.
[01/15/25 04:37:03] Mikoolo: Do you want the long story or the short story?
[01/15/25 04:36:39] Mikoolo: Unemployed atm.
[01/15/25 04:36:29] Mikoolo: Yeah I got a intern.
[01/15/25 04:36:18] Mikoolo: No.
[01/15/25 04:35:58] Mikoolo: I got a intern that handles all my thinking for me.
[01/15/25 04:35:37] Mikoolo: I don't have any.
[01/15/25 04:33:25] Mikoolo: We're big supporters of Cyberdyne Systems.
[01/15/25 04:33:18] Mikoolo: I already told you.
[01/15/25 04:32:43] Mikoolo: Exactly.
[01/15/25 04:32:18] Mikoolo: Did I stutter?
[01/15/25 04:31:52] Mikoolo: No but we're big supporters of Cyberdyne Systems, bueno.
[01/15/25 03:32:38] Mikoolo: No
[01/15/25 03:30:26] Mikoolo: my *
[01/15/25 03:30:23] Mikoolo: Speaking of shitting. By daily bowel movement is late.
[01/15/25 03:23:39] Mikoolo: Thats a response to your "bragging" about being able to /kill computertech due to being admin and looking down on people who can only /ban computertech, tabb.
[01/15/25 03:20:44] Mikoolo: Please point out where I have said that.
[01/15/25 03:20:03] Mikoolo: D:
[01/15/25 03:20:02] Mikoolo: There is a requirement to host your own rizon server to be on the rizon network?
[01/15/25 03:19:17] Mikoolo: Because theres no requirement to host your own rizon server to be on rizon. Thats why I'm staying.
[01/15/25 03:18:17] Mikoolo: I know. I got a contingency plan so don't worry.
[01/15/25 03:17:52] Mikoolo: solution*
[01/15/25 03:17:00] Mikoolo: I'm around because the world failed to kill me back in 2023, tabb.
[01/15/25 03:14:58] Mikoolo: It pays in bragging about being able to /kill computertech and look down on people that can only ban him \g.
[01/15/25 03:13:52] Mikoolo: You sound like someone that has the "IRC Career" mindset.
[01/15/25 03:09:20] Mikoolo: We would do it aswell if we could.
[01/15/25 03:08:56] Mikoolo: tabb doesn't.
[01/15/25 03:08:47] Mikoolo: I do that too.
[01/15/25 03:08:11] Mikoolo: I've *
[01/15/25 03:07:44] Mikoolo: \g got infact more irl life than I'd seen in the mirror.
[01/15/25 03:07:20] Mikoolo: He has one.
[01/15/25 03:06:19] Mikoolo: :(
[01/15/25 03:06:17] Mikoolo: .k ComputerTech
[01/15/25 11:33:10] Mikoolo: Then I'd know I wasn't in the real world and start killing people, Number1Stunna.
[01/15/25 11:26:50] Mikoolo: I got a certified brain damage and I wouldn't be that stupid.
[01/15/25 11:26:17] Mikoolo: The woman was fucking dumb.
[01/15/25 11:26:12] Mikoolo: It was a bad scam.
[01/15/25 11:26:10] Mikoolo: Yes.
[01/15/25 11:16:58] Mikoolo: And then gave the divorce money to fake AI Brad Pitt.
[01/15/25 11:13:58] Mikoolo: She divorced her husband and left her kid, Sander. She got money that way.
[01/15/25 10:45:44] Mikoolo: lol
[01/15/25 10:45:43] Mikoolo: https://www.theguar…
[01/14/25 07:32:11] Mikoolo: Ya kno, if ya reduce yer drinkin' ya might git sum space back.
[01/14/25 07:29:04] Mikoolo: These are too smart for us.
[01/14/25 07:28:58] Mikoolo: .strivia
[01/14/25 07:28:34] Mikoolo: the hemo goblin
[01/14/25 07:27:54] Mikoolo: a titfucking